Britney’s Photographer Is Mad For The Sex, And K-Fed’s Lawyer Wants A Police Report

January 12th, 2008 // 27 Comments

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

Then he must be barking, straightjacket, electroshock, my dog told me to kill those people mad to be tussling with that one. A former girlfriend of Britney Spears’ companion Adnan Ghalib (who’s married by the way) told a British newspaper that the guy is a straight up hound.

Nicole Grimes says “”Britney should watch out – he’s wild. To say he was a ladies’ man was an understatement. He couldn’t get enough. He’s mad and sex-mad. When we met I thought he was this lovely young Asian boy from a strict family. I was head-over-heels in love. Then I discovered he’d been secretly hitting on my friend behind my back. Some people may wonder what this guy from a strict Muslim family is doing with a party animal like Britney. But I reckon he’s wilder than her.” Nicole Grimes might be a little school for the blind because Adnan doesn’t strike me as Asian. Asian? Nicole? Honey?

In other Britney Spears Apocalypse news, Kevin Federline’s attorney wants the police report from Meltdown Night. K-Fed’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan asked for the police report in a hearing on Thursday. He also wants the names of every single law enforcement person present. She’s not getting those kids back, huh? I don’t think it matters because she probably thinks they were imaginary or a couple of little person servants she hired and forgot that she hired.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online/Splash

By J. Harvey
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  1. Missy

    In the UK people refer to people from the India and Pakistan region as Asian.

  2. Nezrite

    Missy beat me to it.

  3. nicole

    a little mini-lesson for yall:
    in britain “asian” also includes south asia (think india) and some parts of the middle east. so since i don’t know this dude’s whole history he could very well be “asian”

    anyway, he a dumbass for messing with this trainwreck, wild or not…

  4. nona

    isn’t he pakistani … anyway, he’s no dumbass. isn’t he already getting a beemer out of this. he’ll just take her for whatever goodies he can get (wonder if he gets his own charge card); meanwhile taking those very personal photos that he’s stockpiling, and once this grand romance has run its course, he’ll sell her out just like everyone else.

    if she wasn’t so fucking stoopid, narcissist and arrogant, i’d feel sorry for her ass.

  5. anon

    India, Pakistan, Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Kyrgyzstan, Georgia, most of Russia, Israel…these are all among the numerous nations on the content of ASIA.

  6. peach

    Poor Brit. Another bad choice.

  7. peach

    Poor Brit. Another bad choice.

  8. singer

    It just speaks to the insular and limited view we have here growing up in the USA. When I lived in the UK I learned that people from countries other than China, Japan, etc were considered Asian. Also there’s a kebab shop practically on every corner as opposed to Mickey D’s on Burger Kin. Chips are called crisps. UK versions of US candy bars such as Kit Kats taste way better because they use a higher percentage of chocolate and less sugar.

  9. blah

    Well if he was born in India then technically (continent speaking) he would be Asian. If you get down to it, Russians are from Asia too.

  10. Devon

    Like others have said, Asian doesn’t mean Oriental. Anyone who is from the continent of ASIA is Asian.

    Folk from North America automatically assume that Asian means Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Thai, Laotian etc.

    I believe Adnan was born in Afghanistan, then grew up in Britain.

  11. mark

    Well read aren’t we. It’s more than common knowledge that in the UK “asian” refers to peeps of Indian or Pakistani background. C’mon get out of your insular shell cheri.

  12. Guest

    Calm down people. Just because most Americans don’t call people from India and other similar regions “Asian” doesn’t mean Americans are stupid.

    We also don’t call people Oriental. Rugs are oriental, not people.

  13. Sam

    “Rugs are oriental, not people”?
    ok, and afghans are greyhounds. Asians are not just Chinese or Japanese (people of ORIENTAL or MONGLOID descent if you find the word oriental racist). Take a look at an atlas if you find some time.

  14. sammy

    To see Britney in a better “shap WhyFame.com e”

  15. As an American – overall, yes we are stupid. An arrogant country that thinks it knows it all, which is why we spend our time on trivial info like this that has absolutely nothing to do with our personal development or our lives. (This includes MYUAH)

    Back on topic with the trainwreck and the gold digger:

    Britney seems to be going down faster than Anna Nicole Smith, and Ghalib has hit on a goldmine that he plans to dig until it runs dry (or the shaft collapses).

    It’s sad to see this play out before our eyes. With all her money (which at this rate will run out), why she doesn’t check into some high class resort on an exotic island for R&R and a secret psychiatric meeting is beyond me.

    Then again, with all Oprah’s money, why is she still fat…??

  16. BS

    Thankfully over 200 years ago some people were smart enough to break off from the rest of the world to create the great USA. Unfortunately innovation and technology has meant the rest of the world continually arrive on American soil and are destroying the USA. Having lived in melting pot cities of the USA, it’s obvious the USA is being destroyed by the current generation of foreigners — no sense of community anymore in the melting pot cities. Foreigners need to go back to their own countries, they’re destroying America. Most American’s could care less what the UK thinks.

  17. karsp

    I’m curious- if Americans don’t take Indian and Pakistani as Asian, then what are they? which continent do they belong to?

  18. Her

    Oh my god. It’s not just in the UK that Indians and Pakistanis and Middle Easterners are “Asian,” it’s EVERYWHERE — because India and Pakistan comprise the “ASIAN sub-continent”.

    Come on, blogger people, don’t be stupid – look at a map. Asian doesn’t just mean slanty-eyes.

  19. Northern Hemispherian

    Using the term “Asian” to describe people who were until very recently called “Oriental” is just another bit of PC garbage. How on earth is the word Oriental insulting unless you think there is something inherently wrong with the people it has been used to describe? The term “Asian” is very broad, vague and an inefficient way of attempting to communicate something that previously had at least some degree of specificity (Oriental). Orientals are people and Asians are a kind of elephant.

  20. Loob

    “BS said:
    Thankfully over 200 years ago some people were smart enough to break off from the rest of the world to create the great USA. Unfortunately innovation and technology has meant the rest of the world continually arrive on American soil and are destroying the USA. Having lived in melting pot cities of the USA, it’s obvious the USA is being destroyed by the current generation of foreigners — no sense of community anymore in the melting pot cities. Foreigners need to go back to their own countries, they’re destroying America. Most American’s could care less what the UK thinks.
    Posted on January 13, 2008 12:49 PM”

    hehehee That was idiotic.
    And desperate-sounding.
    *Yes, we don’t know much about any country but our own, but we don’t HAVE to know anything! We are GREAT!*

    By the way genius, it’s *could NOT care less*.
    *Could care less* implies that you do actually care.

    Your apostrophe didn’t belong, either.

  21. kellirc

    Well the first step in getting help is admitting that you need it. Maps.com everyone? This is the stuff that no one wanted to learn in school, but now everyone can do so with the internet. You can find out anything and everything you want about the rest of the world. It seems a lot more interesting now that it isn’t for a grade.

  22. Nick

    BS Okay, we’ll stay out of the good ol’ US of A, as long as you dipsh!ts stay out of the rest of the world!

    The US needs the rest of the world alot more than we need you wankers!

  23. mayme

    He´s from the Middle East… of course he´s a sex maniac. Arabs are sex maniacs and enjoy using women from other nationalities to satisfy their needs. They´re true pigs…

  24. mayme

    He´s from the Middle East… of course he´s a sex maniac. Arabs are sex maniacs and enjoy using women from other nationalities to satisfy their needs. They´re true pigs…

  25. mayme

    He´s from the Middle East… of course he´s a sex maniac. Arabs are sex maniacs and enjoy using women from other nationalities to satisfy their needs. They´re true pigs…

  26. MelP

    Mayme – it’s better to remain quiet and be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

    This site tends to attract readers with slightly higher IQ’s. You must have taken a wrong turn on the way to Perez….

    **********

    BTW – Here in the UK we refer to all people from the Asian continent as being Asian. Funny that isn’t it?????

  27. india

    all the people out there……to conclude the stupidity that runs in the people of the west….paki ppl and ind ppl are asians…and adnan is a paki muslim……if she was with a white fucking maniac…he would want sex and divorce…..thats how ninety percent whites are….hes a paki muslim….give him a chance as well….what if he makes a better person out of that wrecked up meat u call spears.

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