Britney’s Photographer Is Mad For The Sex, And K-Fed’s Lawyer Wants A Police Report

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Then he must be barking, straightjacket, electroshock, my dog told me to kill those people mad to be tussling with that one. A former girlfriend of Britney Spears’ companion Adnan Ghalib (who’s married by the way) told a British newspaper that the guy is a straight up hound.

Nicole Grimes says “”Britney should watch out – he’s wild. To say he was a ladies’ man was an understatement. He couldn’t get enough. He’s mad and sex-mad. When we met I thought he was this lovely young Asian boy from a strict family. I was head-over-heels in love. Then I discovered he’d been secretly hitting on my friend behind my back. Some people may wonder what this guy from a strict Muslim family is doing with a party animal like Britney. But I reckon he’s wilder than her.” Nicole Grimes might be a little school for the blind because Adnan doesn’t strike me as Asian. Asian? Nicole? Honey?

In other Britney Spears Apocalypse news, Kevin Federline’s attorney wants the police report from Meltdown Night. K-Fed’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan asked for the police report in a hearing on Thursday. He also wants the names of every single law enforcement person present. She’s not getting those kids back, huh? I don’t think it matters because she probably thinks they were imaginary or a couple of little person servants she hired and forgot that she hired.

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