Britney’s Parenting Skill…..Ugh, You Know The Drill

Britney told her kids they were mistakes. She drinks in front of em and runs around naked in front of em. Those last two don’t seem that alien to me. I saw my parents naked when I was a kid. I mean, if she’s pole-dancing, that’s something else. As for drinking in front of em’, is that a bad thing? A parent who drinks ensures you get people like me! Full of sass and glowing with wonder at the beauty in the world. Those kids are doomed. Star had the scoop on some affidavits that K-Fed has been compiling from former employees of Snack Cake.

What those affidavits allegedly reveal about Britney and how she treats Sean Preston, 23 months, and Jayden James, 11 months — including ranting “You were both mistakes!” at the tots — are shocking and disturbing, the source adds. And they could prove to be the straw that shifts custody to Kevin!

The kids probably realized that without her telling them at this point. They’ve taken to pressing their faces against the windows and hoping someone buys them. Keep reading for the drinking and stripping portion of Britney’s program.

The Torrid Tale Continues After the Jump

“What’s even sadder are claims that Britney drinks heavily at night, which usually results in her passing out,” the close source adds. “The nanny also told Kevin and his attorney that she had ‘seen Ms. Spears take pills — they are in prescription bottles.’ But what kind of pills they are is unclear.”

And, the source reports, one of her bodyguards swears that Britney is drinking cocktails out of water bottles. “He says he’s seen Britney take prescription medication and drink. She has wandered through the house naked and in various states of undress, sometimes in front of the boys.” A second bodyguard has sworn in an affidavit that Britney “drinks at all hours of the day,” the source tells Star. “She does drink in front of the boys. She drinks everything she’s got in her bar at home — Patrón tequila, champagne, vodka, Baileys, rum, Scotch.”

What’s there to say that hasn’t already been said? I think I’m actually out of snark at this juncture. Can someone fill in for me?