Britney’s Obituary is Already Written

The Associated Press is ready to go, should an untimely tragic end strike pop star, Britney Spears. Us Weekly chatted with AP’s entertainment editor Jesse Washington about the fact that they already have an obituary prepared for Ms. Spears, just in case. According to Washington, “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time.”

Yikes. Even though it’s not uncommon for agencies to prepare obituaries for personalities of note over a certain age, it’s still feels weird to see it in writing. But, we shouldn’t worry too much guys, because apparently, Britney’s buddy, Sam lufti recently assured Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that “everything’s fine.” TRANSLATION: Her ATM card still works.

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