Britney’s Mom Is Fine

July 2nd, 2007 // 6 Comments

(Image courtesy of BuzzFoto.com)

Didn’t they write a book together? This is what happens when the hillbilly takes over. This kind of stuff goes on in many families, but rarely do you get such an intimate look at white trash disintegrating. Fame is evil and it will ruin your life. Lynne Spears told People that she’s fine, thanks, despite receiving a letter from Britney telling her to stay away from her grandchildren.

“Everything is going to be fine,” she told PEOPLE while shopping in Kentwood, La. “I’ve got a strong family, and everything is going to be fine.”

Spears, who was picking up groceries at a local store on Sunday, also said that “hopefully” daughter Britney will make it to a family cookout in their hometown for the Fourth of July holiday.

Only if there’s some choco cake, and plenty of Doritos. Keep reading for what Britney had to say about her Moms (and more photos).

(Flynet)

On Sunday she spoke to reporters about her mother outside Sushi House Unico in Bel Air, where she had dined alone on edamame and coffee.

“I’m praying for her right now. [I hope] she gets all the help she needs,” Spears said.

Whether the two can overcome their differences, she said, “In time, who knows what will happen?” Spears also insinuated that she likely would not go to Kentwood for the holiday, saying, “I don’t know. I like it here.”

Yeah, she ain’t goin’. It’s true, the world waits with bated breath as we wonder IF BRITNEY WILL ATTEND HER MOM’S FOUTH OF JULY BBQ. Yeah, I need to go back to school. Stat.

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey
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  1. katie

    What’s the obsession with those dirty boots that never match anything? I just don’t get her. $150 million and she looks like she shops at Sluts R Us or something.

  2. Zekers

    I’m going to take a wild guess here and say that she hasn’t started her Katie Holmes look-a-like program yet?

  3. green cardigan

    You know Zekers, she probably has. I’m sure in her own mind this is ‘classy’. Tragic really.

  4. mel

    OH MY GOSH!! I HAD THE SAME THOUGHTS AS YOU GIRL!
    PLEASE BRIT CALL ME I WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR LOOK!! SHE NEEDS TO HIRE A CHEF, A PERSONAL TRAINER, AND A STYLIST RIGHT AWAY.. I HATE TO SEE HER LOOKING LIKE THIS. AS FAR AS HER HAIR GOES STOP WITH THE SCARFS AND WEAVE ALREADY. I’M SURE THE HAIR HAS GROWN ENOUGH FOR A CUTE HAIRDO BY NOW.

  5. Audey

    ick she is sooo nasty looking, I think she needs a psychiatrist more than a stylist, homegirls gone nuts.

  6. judy

    She has no fashion sense, but she never has had any. If you look at old Britney pictures, the only good ones were the photo shoot pics where someone else picked out the clothes.
    Remember the rediculous jean outfits her and Justin wore? And her always horrible too short mini dresses for her thunder thighs.
    She is disgusting.
    Those boots belong in the trash. I bet they smell like skunks in there.

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