*snicker* *chortle* *smirk* Ok. Here’s Britney wearing a shirt for a dress again. That’s kinda gross. Put some pants on. Or don’t sit on the furniture. This isn’t a sleepover. As for that lollipop that’s always firmly ensconced in her piehole, that’s part of a “special diet” she’s on. A diet of drugs!
Britney Spears has discovered a new lollipop diet that suppresses her appetite and gives her more energy at the same time. The singer has been spotted sharing Hoodia pops with Las Vegas illusionist Criss Angel as they work on the pop star’s big live comeback at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday. Insiders claim Spears ordered a batch of the lollipops after discovering they really did work.
What? Coke lollipops! The only “hoodia” about this deal is where she bought them!
More of Britney Spears looking like a delicate flower after the jump.