Britney’s Last Request

August 22nd, 2006 // 6 Comments

After being married to Kevin and bearing his two children, Britney has one last request. She wishes to be buried with her dog. She explains her well thought out theory comparing herself to pharaohs.

“You know how the Pharaohs used to get buried with things they loved? I want to do that with Lucky. She should be laid to rest with me when the time comes.”

She continues to divulge that she feels as if she has been pregnant for 10 years and can’t wait to resume normalcy. The poor girl even looks as if she has been pregnant for ten years.

I swear I am not making this stuff up.

Britney Spears To Be Buried With Dog [Entertainmentwise]

Written by Cara Harrington

(x17online.com)

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. La Loki

    Wow, my congratulations to Michael Jackson. When is he expecting?

  2. amyhalo

    Is baring similar to bearing?

  3. amyhalo

    Is baring similar to bearing?

  4. Ldysunfyre

    Not usually, no.

  5. susiesneds

    Er…Um…Just exactly how LONG does Britney expect her dog to live??!!
    What, is she gonna have it stuffed?? Frozen?? Mounted up on their bedroom wall??

  6. kat

    Mounted on the wall, that’s a good one and I sure it will go with the decor!!!!

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