Britney’s Head On Someone Else’s Body

August 8th, 2007 // 10 Comments

Once again, another story has surfaced about Britney paying the price for leaving a gig/photoshoot/interview/pediatrician’s appointment too early because she was bored or “Hannah Montana” was on. She has a new fragrance coming out called “Believe”. She’s allegedly going to be on the bottle, but that’s just her head. The body belongs to another chick. Didn’t Oprah do this once? And Andy Roddick?

Spears walked out of a shoot for the perfume’s ads before decent shots were taken. But that hasn’t stopped Elizabeth Arden’s marketing campaign for the scent.

“She looked amazing, but she left the shoot three times in a state of distress before driving away for good,” our source said. “They had decent shots of her face, but not her body, so the art director made the stylist – a cute girl name Kylie Cavaco – get in Britney’s clothes and pose.

“They are superimposing Britney’s head on Kylie’s body. Kylie has the body Brit used to have, not the one she has now.”

Kylie Cavaco. Remember that name. Because it’s the alias that Alli SImms is using! It’s part of her master plan to supplant Britney and take over! Take over a kingdom of Fudge Rounds and Red Bull cans made into makeshift ashtrays! And wear a lot of chokers.

(Splash)

By J. Harvey
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  1. Zekers

    She’s like the Eveready Bunny of Insanity…she just keeps going and going and…

  2. claire

    dude…kylie cavaco went to my high school…she’s paul cavaco’s daughter some higher up at Bazaar…..and Allure

  3. claire

    dude…kylie cavaco went to my high school…she’s paul cavaco’s daughter some higher up at Bazaar…..and Allure

  4. peach

    When is this trainwreck going to finally crash and burn? I wonder what is rock bottom for her.

  5. like_it/not

    You all are ignorant pathetic fools and THIS STORY IS A LIE LMFOA Elizabeth Arden was just sent this story cant wait to get the ‘exclusive’ denieing it :D I will keep you posted!

  6. Sam

    Um – Crazy Britney Fan that can’t spell:

    OF COURSE ELIZABETH ARDEN IS GOING TO DENY IT. What the fuck are they going to say? Yeah – that’s not Britney – we faked a picture. That would start a shitstorm of everyone accusing them of faking other pics and LYING. PLEASE! They aren’t stupid. Of COURSE its Kylie whatshername. Britney couldn’t even make it through 4 pics at the OK shoot and we are supposed to believe that Arden got more out of her? They said she freaked out and left 3 times for Christ Sake. It’s KYLIE’s BODY and they will never admit it because they can’t. I’ve seen it and its NOT Brits body. Not even her old one. LOL And there are no tatoos – you can clearly see the face put on the body. It’s NOT that GOOD of a photoshop.

  7. sheila

    Elizabeth Arden confirms that it is BRITNEY’s body. She finished the shoot. Leave her alone you HATERS!

  8. marty

    Well, what would I believe this site or Elizabeth Arden. This tabloid site which have written a lot of lies. I don’t think so? Credibility is earned, and this site don’t have that. Britney RULES!

  9. woohoo

    Your a moron Marty !! – Brit is a skank .. believe it !

  10. Kylies_fan

    So, if Kylie Cavaco got that crazy body, Maxim or FHM should invite her for pics and we would be able to check it for ourselves… (…drooling dreamy look on my face…)

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