Britney’s Going to Show us Everything

Jossip reports that Britney is going to tell all in Vanity Fair.

Aw, snap! You didn’t think Britney Spears was going to be left out of the wonderland that is spilling your secrets to Vanity Fair, did you? Joining such high esteem as Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, and Teri Hatcher, Britney is reported to be offering Graydon Carter’s title a tell-all version of post-divorce life without Kevin Federline. And if Britney can get her act together with manager Larry Rudolph, it’ll be timed perfectly with the release of her new album.

Lawdy, lawdy, my prayers have been answered! Praise Jesus! All the details! All the snack chips, and weed, and driving to endanger the children, and text messaging and having to pretend you thought his ass could rap. It IS Christmas! Ha Hoo Whore Ay, Ha Hoo Whore Ay, Welcome Christmas!

More photos of Britney Spears shopping at Urban Outfitters after the jump (the link is below).

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