Britney’s Cousin Joins Team Federline

Britney’s cousin/former personal assistant/future singing sensation Alli Simms has jumped ship, and is allegedly going
to provide K-Fed with details
about how Bri can’t handle the kiddies. This doesn’t bode well for Snack Cake. Alli allegedly hauled ass over to Lynne Spears house, had a betrayal klatch, and then they hightailed it (probably in vehicles Brit bought them in happier times) over to the Federline weed crib. Man, Britney is so alone now.

After Alli stopped working for Britney, she and Lynne reached out to Kevin and gave detailed information about her ongoing erratic behavior. A longtime Britney pal says, “Alli gave specific instances where Brit couldn’t handle having the kids. Kevin was angry at Britney for putting his kids in jeopardy and immediately phoned his lawyer to investigate the claims further. He couldn’t believe she had gotten so out of control.”

Brit’s cousin is planning on providing specific instances to help give full- time custody to Kevin and finalize the divorce from Britney.

K-Fed allegedly had a three hour chat with his divorce attorney as to how to get the kids out of the asylum. When a toddler knows enough to turn Mommy on her side so she doesn’t choke on her own vomit, it’s a sure bet she’s going to be relieved of the parental duties.


More photos of Britney Spears doing her thing are after the jump.