All the stars who currently AREN’T in rehab are making an effort to let Britney know that she’s loved and shit . Where were YOU people when she was out gallavanting with Paris? Couldn’t you have stepped in then? The damage is already done! Her kids think she’s the homeless woman who barges into their house every now and then to beg for cigarettes and Red Bull and use the toilet.
Justin Timberlake and Pink are among the stars who have secretly been reaching out to show their support to Britney Spears as the pop singer battles substance abuse in rehab. Friends claim Timberlake left a personal message for his ex-girlfriend after calling the Promises treatment centre in Malibu, California last week. A pal tells America’s Life + Style magazine, “He wished her the best and told her to get healthy and come back as the Britney he knew.” And Timberlake has asked Spears’ mother Lynn to keep him updated with the singer’s progress. Pink and Mary J. Blige have also called Promises to leave messages for Spears, who, under the centre’s rules, isn’t allowed to receive phonecalls during her stay.
That’s nice. If Justin really cared about her, he’d lend her his stylist. Mary J., too. I don’t know about Pink’s, unless Britney wants to look like Pat Benatar’s whimsical butch lesbian sister. With that haircut, she’s got the butch part down. She should be driving a UPS truck, or piercing nipples for a living with that wiffle.
(Image source: US Magazine)