Britney To Pass Out From All The Tryptophan On Hannah Montana’s Couch?

November 18th, 2007 // 10 Comments

Miley Cyrus better get a new wig, answer the door in a foreign accent and pretend that Britney Spears has the wrong house on Turkey Day! Miley Cyrus’ Dad Billy Ray reportedly invited Britney to Thanksgiving Dinner at their house and Britney seems to have accepted! Pass the dark meat, Britney’s hongray! That report appeared in In Touch Weekly.

Earlier this week, In Touch reported that Billy Ray Cyrus invited Britz to dinner with the Cyrus family, saying, “We love her. We would love to be there for you and we care about you.” He also stated that Miley is “a big fan” of Brit’s and “wants to reach out” to her.

Jesus, nothing spoils green bean casserole more than an intervention from a tween star. I remember the time I was over at Lizzie McGuire’s house for Christmas ham and bitch wanted to talk about my drinking. Screw you, I said as I tucked into the au gratin potatoes! You don’t know me! And you better shut it too, Even Steven! Britney was out at Petco yesterday, picking up something new to neglect, and reportedly confirmed that she accepted the invitation. “Y’all don’t have instant mashies? What the hell?”

Photos: WENN

By J. Harvey
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  1. She was at Petco?!? Good Lord…

  2. Robin

    THE best J.Harvey entry EVER. HaHa Britney’s hongray! Classic.

  3. WTFDYC

    My god… She looks more like trash every day, doesn’t she?

  4. jimi

    I can imagine the evening going something like this:

    “Brit, I said pass the okra, not pass out!”.

    or

    “Kids, Miley, this is what happens when you can’t read, do drugs, drink, and have babies too young.”

    or

    “For the last time, my name is Miley . . . Miiiiileeeeey.”

  5. SKEWEI

    OK SO NO ONE IS GOING TO COMMENT ON HOW SHE HAS THE DOGS FACE SMUSHED INTO THE WALLET HUH?

  6. SKEWEI

    OK SO NO ONE IS GOING TO COMMENT ON HOW SHE HAS THE DOGS FACE SMUSHED INTO THE WALLET HUH?

  7. SKEWEI

    OK SO NO ONE IS GOING TO COMMENT ON HOW SHE HAS THE DOGS FACE SMUSHED INTO THE WALLET HUH?

  8. anonymous

    It’ll be nice for Miley to look into her future. She what life will be like when people are only into her as a curiousity and gossip staple.

  9. Kayla

    There are alot of us from Louisiana that don’t appreciate you plastic freaks thinking we are all hicks! And so what if we say yall!! What makes me feel better is to know that all of you Britney bashers and haters will be judged with the same harshness you judge Britney with. Pretty scary YALL! And for you athetists who don’t beleive the real judge is on his way back, there will be plenty of bashing IN HELL. Yall fit right in!!!! Millions still love you Britney!!!

  10. markie

    .She doesn’t look like a slut they look better than she does.

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