Britney Spears Thinking About Writing A Book

April 27th, 2007 // 7 Comments

Which I imagine probably gave the poor thing a headache. Luckily, she won’t actually be writing it, so much as drawing crayon pictures on napkins, using lots of pointed gestures and finger-painting to someone whose job it will be to decipher all that nonsense and turn it into a book.

The Toxic singer is said to be “hurt and angry” about her failed relationships and is now set to exorcise her demons by naming the people “who did me wrong” in a sizzling autobiography.

A source told America’s Star magazine: “Britney blames most of her problems with drugs and alcohol on the heartache she experienced years before, during her time with Justin – she couldn’t trust him.

“I hear she’s going to say she believes he constantly lied to her about other girls and that destroyed her self-esteem.”

I’m pre-ordering my copy already. Also, Brit wants to touch on the subject of her relationship with K-Fed, as well as her mother.

More on Britney’s possible confessional tell-all and more pix of her driving around in her wacky outfit after the jump…

“She feels Kevin just pretended to love her for the money and a music career. When that sunk in, she was so heartbroken that she wanted to kill herself.”

The book will also allegedly expose Britney’s mother, 51-year-old Lynne, as the person she blames the most for everything that has gone wrong in her life.

Um, AWESOME. I can’t wait. Meanwhile, she’s still driving around in clothes that look like they belonged to two different species of rodeo clown. Also, I really doubt there will be any tips on how to exit vehicles gracefully, because it looks like something she has yet to master.

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By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Stewie

    Hmm, this will bring a positive response from Justin. He already told the world he took her virginity, made songs & videos that basically said she was a cheating skank ……

  2. sneaksy

    As much voyeuristic fun as this would be, Britney needs to realize that the world is not her therapist. Now it’s all Justin’s fault? *yawn*

  3. newfgirl

    Uh, shouldn’t you be able to actually read a book before attempting to write one? Jusr asking…

  4. Loob

    God help me, I think I might actually read part of that.

  5. Shasta

    Will it be interactive with a pop-up cootchie and disposable camera for paparazzi fun? She better hurry before Paris or the Hohan beat her to it.

  6. Joley

    ugh, shes disgusting, always looking for someone to blame for being so messed up. How about taking some of the responsibility for herself?

  7. julie

    So many things wrong with this story…first of all…thinking?? i dont think she ever does… second…writing??? does she know how?? A book?? does she even know what those are??? She is a lunactic and needs to go far away so we never hear of her again…. Im sure her sons will write a book when they are older…if they ever learn how to read and write….hopefully one of their nannies will teach them if they speak english… y’all…

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