Britney Spears Recording Her New Caterwauling

June 20th, 2008 // 10 Comments

Newly aunted Britney Spears is reportedly working on a new album. Nothing will top Blackout for me. Nothing. It’s totally underrated, and I still gay around in my car to it. I should be euthanized, really.

Brit is working with Eurovision Song Contest (like ABBA!) winner and producer Jim Beanz. Clever.

“Britney is amazing,” he says. Oh? He also says that despite her (pretty much waning) drama, they “never see anything but positives out of her.” Her Dad must be sending her into the studio wearing a shock collar and with strict instructions not to let her near any convenience stores.

“Everyone has personal stuff, but a true professional doesn’t bring
it into the studio,” says Beanz (oh lord, that name). He just opened his own studio, Sunset
Entertainment Group, in Bryn Mawr, Pa.

The supposedly formerly suicidal Britney isn’t there, however. She’s already back in her hometown of Kentwood, LA, celebrating the birth of her niece, Maddie Briann. And showering her with Mountain Dew, scrunchies and Slim Jims like any down home aunt would do!

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Newly aunted Britney Spears is reportedly working on a new album. Nothing will top Blackout for me. Nothing. It’s totally underrated, and I still gay around in my car to it. I should be euthanized, really.

Brit is working with Eurovision Song Contest (like ABBA!) winner and producer Jim Beanz. Clever.

“Britney is amazing,” he says. Oh? He also says that despite her
(pretty much waning) drama, they “never see anything but positives out
of her.” Her Dad must be sending her into the studio wearing a shock
collar and with strict instructions not to let her near any convenience
stores.

“Everyone has personal stuff, but a true professional doesn’t bring
it into the studio,” says Beanz (oh lord, that name). He just opened his own studio, Sunset
Entertainment Group, in Bryn Mawr, Pa.

The supposedly formerly suicidal
Britney isn’t there, however. She’s already back in her hometown of
Kentwood, LA, celebrating the birth of her niece, Maddie Briann. And
showering her with Mountain Dew, scrunchies and Slim Jims like any down
home aunt would do!

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. Kenny

    I never post on this site but I have to say BRITNEY SPEARS BLACKOUT ALBUM IS HOT! I listen to it everyday since it came out in late 07, and I dont like her that much because she is snotty.

  2. Anne Arkham

    Also a fan of the Blackout, and of Britney in general, though I’m not entirely sure why.

  3. hot guy

    She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy photos in site ”W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ”. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.

  4. hot guy

    She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy photos in site ”W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ”. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.

  5. hot guy

    She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy photos in site ”W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ”. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.

  6. hot guy

    She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy photos in site ”W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ”. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.

  7. ?Shonathan Hilton?

    This is like my second time posting on this website.
    I have to say BLACKOUT is a good album.

    So far the the best.
    And its actually good that she is recording more music cause i want more.

    you know like

    “GIMME GIMME MORE music brit!”

    hahaha

    I love brit.

    http://www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

  8. ?Shonathan Hilton?

    This is like my second time posting on this website.
    I have to say BLACKOUT is a good album.

    So far the the best.
    And its actually good that she is recording more music cause i want more.

    you know like

    “GIMME GIMME MORE music brit!”

    hahaha

    I love brit.

    http://www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

  9. lila

    Blackout is great, I love it. I havent listened to any of her previous cds, but i really really addore this one. Underrated, thats the right word.

  10. lila

    Blackout is great, I love it. I havent listened to any of her previous cds, but i really really adore this one. Underrated, thats the right word.

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