Britney Spears Makes Us Nervous

And from the looks of these pictures, the thought of her behind the wheel appears to make her children apprehensive as well. Us Weekly talked with L.A. City Attorney’s Office rep, Frank Mateljan about Britney Spears driving around with her two young sons in tow, despite facing misdemeanor charges related to the fact that she doesn’t appear to be in possession of a valid driver’s license. He indicated that the charge stems specifically stems from her August 6th hit and run and that, “It doesn’t matter if she has or doesn’t have a license now.” Well, I’m not sure what that means. But I do know that Sarah Silverman was surprised at the reaction her Britney jokes got on stage at the VMAs.

“The joke that everyone was upset about — me calling the kids ‘adorable mistakes’ — was the most innocuous joke. It never occurred to me that would be deemed hurtful or over the line. I don’t want to get into feuds with girls half my age. I’m in it to be funny and not for the drama. It’s embarrassing.”

Either way, I’m sure Britney was way too busy being nearly unconscious at the time to even hear what was going on. I have a feeling she was already in the back of a limo somewhere, rediscovering her nipples by the time Sarah hit the stage.