Britney Spears Is Making My Job Ridiculously Easy

Now that she’s had a few practice runs by exposing her bare ladyparts to the world, it seems Britney would like to branch out and expose her entire being for future generations to enjoy. From Egotastic:

According to Britain’s More Magazine, Britney is so enamoured with herself, that she’s commissioning a nude portrait of herself to be painted. Yes, that’s right, a Britney Spears nude painting.

Yes, this would have been a great idea. Five years ago.

Britney Spears Nude Painting Commissioned [Egotastic!]