Britney Spears Gives Her Mother a Legal Warning

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TMZ reports that Britney Spears delivered a letter to her mother yesterday, drafted by her lawyer, and which warned Lynne Spears to maintain a distance from Britney’s children while she’s under the influence of certain medications. Adding to her credibility, Brit-Brit decided to personally bring her mother the letter to the set of the TV show starring Britney’s younger sister, Jamie Lynn, while she was sporting an outfit in which her pockets are visibly longer than her shorts. And it doesn’t even look comfortable, as you can see from this video, in which Britney is yanking at her shorts, clearly in battle against her hungry…well, yes, I’ll say it…her hungry poonanny. According to TMZ:

Sources say Britney feels that her mom turned on her in the days before she entered Promises rehab. She also feels Lynne Spears is not stable enough to be around Brit’s kids because she may have her own “issues.” We’re told the letter bluntly asks Lynne to stay away from the children if she is taking any medications that would impair her ability to be around them.

Why, oh why does Britney insist on consistently looking like the punchline to every Jeff Foxworthy joke ever written? I’m so losing patience with her. Her mother may be a show-mom, but at least she’s not Dina Lohan, who probably would have banged Kevin Federline at some point during her stint as his mother-in-law. I can just see her asking him after, “Does this make me a MILILTF?”