Britney Spears Appears To Be Backsliding

August 21st, 2008 // 5 Comments

Yeah, Britney Spears appears to have taken two steps back on her recent sanity efforts. The reasons are twofold:

1) Here she is at Conway Recording Studios in Los Angeles, looking like a crackhead. The Garanimals tank top and black jeans from 1982 are not supporting her in any way, shape or form. This is the shiz she used to rock back when she was banging her head off walls and inhaling Mallomars for the paps in gas station bathrooms. If she loses the bottom of that turtleneck and turns it into a belly neck, I’m over and out on her.

2) She’s reportedly considering doing another reality show. Remember the first one in which she smoked everything but the hotel room curtains and would give babyish monologues to her then husband K-Fed who was taping her nonsense? While this one will reportedly be on MTV. And apparently, her jailer/dad Jamie Spears isn’t giving it the thumbs up.

“Britney’s dad is furious. He
thinks it’s a big mistake and doesn’t want anything to do with it. But
Britney thinks it will help her custody battle for her sons,” a source says.

Man, she’s not bright. You need to continue on your path. If this whole breakdown and public disgrace has taught you anything it’s to not think for yourself ever. You need to figure out which value meal to buy? You call your father, damnit!

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Yeah, Britney Spears appears to have taken two steps back on her recent sanity efforts. The reasons are twofold:1)
Here she is at Conway Recording Studios in Los Angeles, looking like a
crackhead. The Garanimals tank top and black jeans from 1982 are not
supporting her in any way, shape or form. This is the shiz she used to
rock back when she was banging her head off walls and inhaling
Mallomars for the paps in gas station bathrooms. If she loses the
bottom of that turtleneck and turns it into a belly neck, I’m over and
out on her.2) She’s reportedly considering doing another reality show. Remember the first one in which she smoked everything but the hotel room curtains and would give babyish monologues to her then husband K-Fed who was taping her nonsense? While this one will reportedly be on MTV. And apparently, her jailer/dad Jamie Spears isn’t giving it the thumbs up.“Britney’s dad is furious. He
thinks it’s a big mistake and doesn’t want anything to do with it. But
Britney thinks it will help her custody battle for her sons,” a source says.Man,
she’s not bright. You need to continue on your path. If this whole
breakdown and public disgrace has taught you anything it’s to not think
for yourself ever. You need to figure out which value meal to buy? You
call your father, damnit!

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. hope

    wtf are you talking about? she looks perfectly sane. there are enough psycho celebrity’s to cover while britney lays low. cut her some slack while her sanity lasts.

  2. hope

    wtf are you talking about? she looks perfectly sane. there are enough psycho celebritys to cover while britney lays low. cut her some slack while her sanity lasts.

  3. hope

    wtf are you talking about? she looks perfectly fine. there are enough psycho celebrities to cover while britney lays low. cut her some slack while her sanity lasts.

  4. green cardigan

    Yep, she looks fine to me too. She looks nice actually. The hair isn’t styled but even Brit Brit is allowed some downtime. Crackheads look like Amy Wino and Pete Doherty and in fairness there’s no comparison.

  5. tina

    what’s with the turtlenecks though, isn’t it 100 degrees in LA? I guess poor girl is tormented for wearing anything that looks like a young person should wear that she has turned to turtlenecks.

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