Britney Spears: Alligator Wrestler

November 11th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Britney Spears and family, recovering from their recent scare over Jayden James‘ allergic reaction, celebrated by visiting an alligator farm in Louisiana. Uh, was Build-A-Bear closed? Because children are like bitesize Pizza Rolls to those evil, prehistoric creatures! Do you know they can run up to 27 mph? Britney, open Wikipedia!

Jamie Lynn, don’t fall in! Maybe they were picking one out to take home to grill up? You never know what passes for cuisine in the Deep South. Though, it’s better that she’s at an alligator farm than auditioning second husbands.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Britney Spears in the gallery!


Britney Spears and family, recovering from their recent scare over Jayden James‘ allergic reaction,
celebrated by visiting an alligator farm in Louisiana. Uh, was
Build-A-Bear closed? Because children are like bitesize Pizza Rolls to
those evil, prehistoric creatures! Do you know they can run up to 27
mph? Britney, open Wikipedia!Jamie Lynn, don’t fall in! Maybe
they were picking one out to take home to grill up? You never know what
passes for cuisine in the Deep South. Though, it’s better that she’s at
an alligator farm than auditioning second husbands.Check out all 10+ photos of Britney Spears in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Dee

    How come you never see Brit holding Sean Preston?

  2. BamaGrrl

    Blackened alligator tail is interesting as an appetizer, but not anything you’d want to make into a full meal.

  3. Jen

    That is one of the funniest blogs from J. Harvey. Keep it up!

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