Britney’s Assistant Spills the Beans While Britney Refuses to Promote Her Album

Britney, honey, if you’re going to wear the hooker dress, at least have the common sense to slap on some make-up. Ugh, and I just realized that she looks like she’s wearing a half-assed Ann Coulter costume. Well, a poor choice of wardrobe is the least of her problems right now, with Brit-Brit’s assistant, Kalie Machado, spilling the beans to Us Weekly about her experiences with the pop star during her tumultuous break-up from Kevin Federline.

“She wanted so badly to have the father of her babies. When Britney thought about Kevin not wanting her, she would bawl,” Machado tells Us. “She would look at Sean and Jayden and say, ‘Where’s your daddy? I need help. Where’s your daddy?'”

Britney was so stuck on Kevin that she kept framed pictures of the two of them all throughout her Malibu house. But the topper is that she kept wedding dress hung up in her bedroom. How Great Expectations of her. The assistant’s recommendation for Britney is that she “needs mental help.” It’s not surprising then that Britney’s been lagging on her duties to promote her new album, “Blackout.” And now, her label has had enough of her antics and has given up trying to get her to help with the marketing at all, according to the New York Daily News.

“They can’t get Britney to do anything!” said a source close to the label and Spears. “They did get her to do one photo-shoot for some promotional materials, but beyond that, they can’t trust her to even show up. This album could’ve been so much bigger with Britney involved.”

There aren’t even plans for a tour at this point. I suppose the magical elves in my television that make my TV shows could help her out with promoting her album. That’s probably more likely to happen than Britney getting her shit together suddenly.

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