That girl on the left is like “do I really want to be photographed with these people? I might need to seek employment some day.” The courts have ruled that Britney Spears will not be regaining 50/50 shared custody of her children with Kevin Federline. The court-appointed parenting coach found Britney’s parenting to be “not abusive in the traditional sense”. Now THAT’S a ringing endorsement. She’s clear to open a daycare now. Britney’s at the forefront of parental neglect. There’s nothing traditional here. She’s bringing it into the future!
Usmagazine.com has learned that in last Friday’s custody hearing the court-appointed parenting coach, Lisa Hacker, reported that when they are with their mother, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, have no real schedule or routine. Hacker explains, “The environment in the house ranges from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.”
She added, “During all three of my visits, [Spears] rarely engaged with the children in conversation or play.”
Yeah, she doesn’t strike me as the type to be making cocoa or reading to these little guys. Britney’s attorney also asked that the court stop making Brit have to submit to twice weekly drug tests. Why? So she can do drugs! Duh. The messed-up thing is that she’s probably relieved by the ruling. More time to hang out at the gas station and sample the new flavors of Slim Jims.
Many more photos of Britney Spears after a rough night of partying are after the jump.