Britney Spears Gets Dissed by Roseanne Barr

October 23rd, 2007 // 11 Comments

I know this is just a nano-second in time captured by photographers, but I’m starting to really enjoy these random photographs of Britney appearing to be asleep at the wheel of her car. It doesn’t help her reputation as a driver. And from Roseanne Barr’s perspective, Britney’s reputation as a mother is also questionable. To be specific, Roseanne recently voiced her opinion on her blog concerning Brit-Brit’s parenting skills in her trademark subtle fashion.

“The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother!

“Get your s**t together and take care of your kids. Your mom needs to lock your spoiled a** in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get any more drugs. Stop drinking immediately too.”

Ooh, Roseanne, you think you’re big and bad on your blog, but I dare you to say that to Jamie Lynn’s face. Girlfriend may be small, but she’s scrappy and I suspect would do her best to mess you up. Look at me, trying to stir shit up. I can’t help it…I’m bored.

Photos: WENN

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. OH ROSEANNE

    “Let those without sin cast the first stone”.

    And peeps – Roseanne Barr isn’t without mega-sin I can tell you that.

    Why don’t YOU SHUT UP ROSEANNE! Aren’t you divorced from like 2 or 3 different men? Didn’t you have a big old drinking problem yourself?

  2. simon

    Hooray for Rosie!

    She said what we’ve all been saying, but with her own style and grace.

    Jesus, Britney, build that bridge and get over yourself!

  3. darla

    Roseanne Barr is soooooooooooo right!!!!!!

  4. *Sigh*

    You know its bad when Roseanne tells you to get your sh*t together.

    OH ROSEANNE:
    Yeah, Rosie’s had her problems too — but she’s speaking from experience and usually the first thing people in denial of their problems (read: Brit) say is “try walking a mile in my shoes, then you can tell me what you think.” In this case, Rosie walked a much more dignified mile, but a mile nonetheless. Her comments are not misplaced, she’s only telling Brit what she NEEDS to hear. Most celebs don’t care about these kinds of sites, but I have a sneaking suspicion that narcissist actually reads them, so she needs to see that all the madness, crotch shots, driving with sunglasses on AT NIGHT, and bad parenting for the sake of remaining somewhat relevant is getting a bit old now.

    I personally want her career to be over because she’s not talented (she was only dancing eye candy at the height of her career, but she can’t even dance anymore, so what’s left to entertain us with?), but as a human being, I want her to get it together for the sake of those two boys who are going to grow up miserable because their mother is Britney Spears. She’s already insured their embarrassment for life (Lord help those boys when they figure out how to search google for their mother’s name and the place where women who aren’t in porn should never be photographed), how about she try to do something good for them (oh, I don’t know, like be a good mother) that doesn’t involve writing a check. Money can’t buy happiness, I’m sure those boys’ therapists will have to explain this to Brit one day.

  5. stolidog

    what a trash heap this girl is.

  6. Persistent Cat

    Bitch needs to get her nails did.

    Sorry, I just read the cover article on Kid Rock in the latest issue of Rolling Stone. With all his classy bon mots and getting arrested in a Waffle House parking lot, I’m feeling klassy up in here. I gotta go make a martini. With the premium gin and fancy olives. I’ll be back in an hour to make drunken comments about how much I love y’all.

  7. Axeldee

    SHUT THE F**K UP! YOU TOO ROSIE! BRIT IS A GREAT MOM, BUT ALL THIS MESS WITH K-FED FU*KER STRESSES HER VERY MUCH…HO WOULD Y’ALL REACT WHEN YOU ARE HAVING MARRIAGE PROBLEMS AND YOU ARE BEING FOLLOWED BY THE FRICKEN PAPARAZZI ALL DAY LONG…THAT WOULD BE GREAT, HUH? SHE IS A FRICEKN HUMAN TOO! LOOOOOSERS!

    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2288847

  8. SweetXmas

    Both Justin & Kevin did a real number on her. She hasn’t been right since. Remember, she’s not a bad person, just confused. Without a strong, person to guide her, she will continue to falter. Instead of critizing her, Roseann, why don’t you offer up a prayer instead.

    You are no one to judge!

  9. Zekers

    If Roseanne had genuine concern for Britney, she would have found a way to say these things without media involvement. She’s just another media whore…

  10. Bodhi

    And Britney isn’t?! Roseanne is right. Brit is a shitty mother & needs to get her act together. There really is no arguing that point.

    As far as the paps, she fucking courts them. Everyone knows it. And Justin & Kevin “doing a number” on her? Yeah, it sucks to break up with someone, even more so to divorce when there are 2 small kids. But she has every resource available. Its not like she is a single mom on food stamps… She doesn’t deserve anyone’s pity

  11. T-Bone

    Per usual, right on Zekers ;) Old Rosie needs some media time.

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