Britney Spears and K-Fed Cut Their Babies In Half

…and fail King Solomon’s test of their love of their children. I kid! Me and my whimsical Old Testament humor, which does little but illustrate my cursory knowledge of the Bible. But here I am, digressing, when what you’re here for is the gossip.

In all seriousness, the two of them seem to have come to an agreement about custody over the tater-tots. From Star (a publication with which I am INFINITELY more familiar):

Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan filed papers in Los Angeles County Superior Court today stating that Kevin and estranged wife Britney Spears have mutually agreed to a joint custody arrangement for the month of January, Star has learned.

“Kevin will have joint legal custody [of Sean and Jayden],” Michale Sands, a rep for Kevin’s attorney, tells Star. “The stipulation also provides specific custody periods for Kevin and his sons during the month of January.”

Ah, I see. So they’ll be taking turns leaving the babies at home whilst going out to party. So mature of them.