Britney Spears Lives In Fear

February 22nd, 2006 // 28 Comments

Life’s a bitch Britney, isn’t it? The paparazzi can be a scary bunch, but all you need to do is embrace them, and stop running (or driving) away from them. Do a quick pose, and you’ll be done. Oh, and leave the little tater tot at home.

Britney Spears fears she will die the same way as Princess Diana. The pop babe claims she can’t leave her Malibu home without being hounded by paparazzi, and is terrified it will put her life in danger.

The sexy star believes she is in the same situation as the late British princess, who was killed following a car chase in Paris in 1997.
Britney, who gave birth to her fist child, Sean Preston, four months ago, stormed to America’s People magazine: “I don’t really go out without him (Sean) and it’s kind of sad because I can’t walk down the street with the stroller.

She revealed: “I’ve pulled over and asked the cops, ‘Could you please help me?’ And they say, ‘Sorry ma’am, I can’t help you.’ This is how it is.”

More photos of Britney Spears in Hawaii with Sean Preston, after the jump.

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Cheesy

    Wow.

    Brit at the beach and the airbrushed, super-slim and svelt poptart on the pages of People sure look like different people!

  2. It’s over for britney. This is just the beginning of the end.

    It’s sad, really.

  3. dior_chick83

    I like her in these pictures, she isn’t all made up to look perfect. She looks like she is having a great time, and looks like she is easy and fun to talk too. You go Brit… just next time, please put the baby in a car seat! NO EXCUSES, NO EXCEPTIONS

  4. Small Fry

    Nothing screams white trash like swimming in your cut-offs.

  5. King Smart Ian

    So that’s what you wear to a white trash funeral held in the ocean – good to know!

  6. Anni

    It is nonsense that she is that out of shape with all the access she has to the best trainers and chefs out there. She needs to get a grip of yourself, she’s out of control.

  7. Cynthia

    Ya know, maybe, just MAYBE she should have thought about her loss of privacy BEFORE she decided to pursue fame. I do not feel sorry for people who can afford the best of everything and then bitch about papparazzi. Your fame is the reason you are a multimillionaire. Live with it or go back to Hooterville.

  8. Alexi

    oh..that’s just fantastic. The fat ho wants to be like Princess Di now. Hopefully, she can learn to dress better without her boobs hanging out.

  9. coffee

    she’s probably like a *gasp* size TEN now! omg omg omg omg!!!!! double digits! it’s all over for her now!!! omg omg!1!1!

  10. prtyprincess

    She looks HUGE in that headshot picture!OMG…

  11. ShoeSlut

    Maybe she should consider taking the bus, you know for safety and all…

  12. Palys

    Coffee, it’s not the fact that she is “gasp!” a size 10…that pretty much describes the average woman in America. It is the fact that if average woman in America had access to millions upon millions of dollars, like Britney does, they would definitely NOT look like she does now.

    Britney has become lazy and without any movitation to move forward. Her career is OVAH!!! Her fall from the top was unbelievable.

  13. Jenny

    I feel sad that she’s playing all by herself. And really, aren’t black sunhats kind of stupid? Black absorbs heat.

  14. Jess

    you guys are absolutely horrible. don’t get me wrong, i’m not a huge britney fan but she is like MAYBE a size 6 at the MOST. she is not fat at all. why isnt anyone worried about the fact that her baby is sitting on the nanny’s lap…right next to her! why isn’t she holding her own child?

  15. Cheesy

    Hey, I didn’t say she’s fat–she looks thinner than the average woman, but she DEFINITELY ain’t the airbrushed-waif-thin-big-busted pop goddess as shown in People magazine.

    The difference is, here she’s not airbrushed; in people, they whittled her waist to almost nothing.

    Let’s just have a little truth.

  16. BowandQuiffer

    God, she is STILL sticking to that story huh? That clueless cooze really thinks she’s THAT interesting! She better get humble before she get’s humiliated…..Oh WAIT, that’s already happened.

  17. kristen

    to all of you that are so stuck on being so negative abut britney spears, Grow the f*** up and get a life nobody’s perfect no matter who you are why don’t you stop talking s*** and let her live her life.I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT BRIT….

  18. doofus

    the ONLY reason people swim in their cutoffs (other than a male lacking an actual swimsuit) is to cover your ass and thighs. There’s nothing more uncomfortable than wet jeans.

    I don’t think Brit looks hugely overweight in these pics, but she certainly does NOT look like the girl on the pages of the most recent People mag.

    to Cynthia, I could not agree with you more! I am SO tired of celebs complaining about the paparazzi. They USE the paparazzi when they’re first on the scene to get publicity, and then they complain when they become famous. you hit it dead on – their fame is the reason they have so much freakin’ money. they just want to (sorry for the cliche) have their cake and eat it too. If you want to work in Hollywood and be rich but not “famous”, be a director or a producer. Most of those types aren’t easily identifiable by sight and usually get left alone when out amongst the general public. They still get the preferential treatment in the Los Angeles restaurants and shops, but don’t get hassled by people trying to take their picture all the time.

    and to Jess…sorry, but there is NO way, judging by the middle picture, that she’s a size six. Definitely a size 10 or 12. And no, that’s not fat, that’s the size of the average american woman, but she surely isn’t a size six.

  19. Finn

    Celebrities complaining about paparazzi is like women who go to incredible lengths to have a baby and then complain that they have no time to themselves. But ya know what? You really don’t know what it is like until you are right in the middle of it.
    But let’s face it…Brit’s not the brightest bulb on the circuit.
    And what is with those cutoffs?!?!?!?! She couldn’t find something less trailer trashy to wear to the beach?

  20. Madge

    I am not a fan of hers but I feel kinda sorry for her. She’s been supporting her family since she’s been, like, 12, she’s married to a greasy creep, everybody watches every move she makes. Fer sh***ing sake, she had a baby four months ago. Let the poor b*tch relax as little and enjoy him! Do you have any idea how much work it would be for her to get back in fighting shape?
    I just hope she gets rid of her sorry ass husband SOON!

  21. Silasdog

    Cynthia, Finn, and the ever reliable Doofus, I applaud your comments, and for me, this is the root of my emnity toward the celebs. Their hypocracy makes me sick. Hey, I don’t see any of ‘em quitting show biz to seclude themselves in some mountaintop Tibetan monastery. And swimming in cut-offs? Gag me.

    And now for a shocking admission: I see something sad, pitiful. and tragic about her current life, probably because I care about that baby. Perhaps more about this later.

  22. ayeyayyay

    yeah….Gob forbid that a young Hollywood star isn’t the cut from the same cookie cutter mold as Lohan, Simpson, and Duff. If she loses all the weight, she’ll be stereotyped as a starving anorexic coke head.. If she stays the same weight, she’s labeled as a lazy junk food junkie…
    It would be impossible to please anyone, too many haters out there.
    Judge her by what made her popular in the first place….her music career…. not by her weight, her marriage or if she’s pregnant again. Who cares if she’s 150lbs. If she’s cool with-then why can’t the rest of us be cool with it. Dangit.

  23. Poo Poo

    Response to #22 – Because trashing celebrities is fun! And the stupider and trashier they are, the more fun it is.

  24. terra.firma

    all the people trashing her are probably just as fat if not more so and even if rich and had “trainers” and “chefs” would probably be in the same shape as now. shit, she only had her baby 4 months ago, it takes a while to get back in shape after pregnancy. if you wanna deride her, tackle her intelligence or something reasonable.

  25. Steph

    Wow, if she really thinks the paps are going to kill her, then that sure explains what she was doing w/ her baby on her lap in that car. She wanted to take him w/ her. I suppose he’d make a nice coffin accessory.

  26. ughartificial

    First off, she is not a size 10 or 12. She’s at most a 9 and honestly I’ve always thought she looked like she was a size 9 because of her hips.

    It’s disgusting how people are making fun of her weight. She just had a baby. She has access to personal trainers, so what? It doesn’t take a personal trainer to get into shape! All it takes is a cheap trip to the gym or hell go outside and jog! There is no reason ANYONE should be fat but way too much of America is! Maybe you should get YOUR fat ass off of the computer and take a jog instead of making fun of someone for having a pudge.

    You guys are pathetic.

    As for the nanny thing…we have no idea how often the baby is with the nanny and how often he is with Britney. You know, sometimes other people WANT to take the baby and play with the baby. Before dissing that, maybe you should know a little more. If there is something that says the baby spends more time with the nanny (other than pictures) then okay…I understand. There could be tons of pictures of Britney never with her baby and that would say nothing except when the picture was taken, someone else had the baby. We don’t know anything about her life.

    P.S. oddly enough, I don’t even care for Britney…it’s just stupid people bother me.

  27. shelbY

    YES!! Exactly that!! Well Said,I was going to say the same thing but you said it for me.

    First off, she is not a size 10 or 12. She’s at most a 9 and honestly I’ve always thought she looked like she was a size 9 because of her hips.

    It’s disgusting how people are making fun of her weight. She just had a baby. She has access to personal trainers, so what? It doesn’t take a personal trainer to get into shape! All it takes is a cheap trip to the gym or hell go outside and jog! There is no reason ANYONE should be fat but way too much of America is! Maybe you should get YOUR fat ass off of the computer and take a jog instead of making fun of someone for having a pudge.

    You guys are pathetic.

    As for the nanny thing…we have no idea how often the baby is with the nanny and how often he is with Britney. You know, sometimes other people WANT to take the baby and play with the baby. Before dissing that, maybe you should know a little more. If there is something that says the baby spends more time with the nanny (other than pictures) then okay…I understand. There could be tons of pictures of Britney never with her baby and that would say nothing except when the picture was taken, someone else had the baby. We don’t know anything about her life.

    P.S. oddly enough, I don’t even care for Britney…it’s just

  28. armygurl

    You guys are all trash for dissing her. White trash this fat that. Are you jealous of the fact that she just had a baby and already looks better than you???? give her a break. I am not saying I agree with every choice she has made but seriously you guys are pathetic. Do you have anything better to do than sit around and diss other people???????

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