Britney Spears Appears To Be Suffering From Temporary Blindness

January 11th, 2006 // 7 Comments

Otherwise, I just don’t get it. Maybe if she took off the sunglasses she’d be able to navigate a bit better.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Blindqueen

    Where is that ring finger Brit? Why ya hiding it?

  2. Paris Hilton's Hymen

    She’s hiding her ring finger because it’s still dirty from being stuck up Federfag’s ass.

  3. Tiny Dancer

    She is wearing dark glasses because she probably saw pictures of herself in that awful outfit the other day–too long and dirty sweatpants combined with that top that showed her nips off to the world. Frumpy, frowsy, dirty and heavy. She probably can’t stand to have anyone look at her, so she has dark glasses on thinking that will do the trick.

  4. timmons622

    With any luck that guy’s escorting her off the planet.

  5. hey yall didn`t you get the memo? i am a old married hag now! haha yall can`t jack off & look at me now! sorry yall.

  6. chrisase

    Is that really her? It looks like someone else.

  7. doofus

    the glasses are to cut the glare from her greasy hair and skin.

    lord that woman must stink!

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