Britney Spears Did Us All A Favor And Recorded Her Crazy

This should be glitzy. Britney Spears reportedly made daily video diaries during all those tumultuous times when she was attacking paparazzi, losing her babies, entering and exiting rehab, and before and after her psych ward trips. Thank you, Jaysus! She’s allegedly planning on releasing them on the Internet, or even as the crux of a new reality show on MTV. Gather the family and make some popcorn!

The videos are said to portray Britney ranting about her life in captivity, and talking about her relationship with Justin Timberlake and her rivalry with Christina Aguilera. Wait. How old are these damn videos? Wasn’t that 2002? Is she still talking about that stuff? That was ages ago. Check the expiration date, Britney!

These video diaries are said to be the talk of the “Tinseltown elite.” Right. And Justin and K-Fed are allegedly nervous about what she’s going to say. For real? That’s like Hillary Clinton being nervous about the homeless woman in the subway station telling everyone she’s a lesbian from space.

“Her high-profile friends and exes – including Justin – knew what she was up to but assumed she was filming herself as a form of therapy. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it’ll be explosive,” says a source.

If this story is true, I am totally clearing my DVR for this shit. I might even have a viewing party. I’m going to serve Red Bull & voddy martinis, Slim Jims, nachos with chili and bowls full of pills. Check your baby at the door!


More photos of Britney Spears with her mother Lynne in Beverly Hills are after the jump.

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