Britney Spears Cares

Britney Spears
is a class act. Ok, let’s not go that far. But reports say that Brit watched the Idol Gives Back special last night with a two liter of Yoo-Hoo and a big bag of Funions beside her and a salty tear suddenly rolled down her cheek. She was reportedly so stricken by the plight of children in Africa with malaria that she donated $25,000.

“She didn’t know much about the disease, so she Googled it. She was horrified to realize kids were dying from mosquito bites,” a source said.

Britney got permission from her dad Jamie to donate, and put it on her American Express card. He’s got her ass on total lockdown.

That was sweet. I know a dude who got malaria while working in the Peace Corp. It is no joke. Say goodbye to your insides! Yikes.

So Britney really helped out. I can see her trying to work Google, though. “Now where in hell do I type this? My nails are sooooo raggedy. I got to get these shits done, yo! Maryland? Is that what they have? Baltimore crabs? I had those once. Daddy, what did Bono say? I can’t unnerstan’ his English accent. Keerist! Are we outta Funions? Naw, I’ll just put the crumbs in my hands. Look, Daddy, Funion moustache! Hee!”


12 more photos of Britney Spears (plus video) shopping yesterday in West Hollywood are after the jump.

(Hint – Right-click on the image thumbnails with your mouse to open them in a new tab or window.)