Britney Spears Revealing A Programming Executive At Nickelodeon To Be A Problem Drinker Or Something

March 27th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Britney is allegedly being considered to appear at Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday.

Uh, didn’t she lose HER kids? What? That’s a weird choice. Maybe Richie Sambora can chauffeur children to the ceremony. And Akon can hurl some around the auditorium.

What if Sean Preston and Jayden watch this mess and wonder why their Mom is hanging out with all these kids and yet can only see them for one hour at a time, and only with court-appointed officials present?

“It’s supposed to be top secret, but everyone is already buzzing about it,” a source says. “Her sister, Jamie Lynn, made such a splash at the event last year, Brit knows that she’ll get as much, if not more, attention if she shows up this year.”

Probably from the authorities! Isn’t she on some kind of registry somewhere? This is going to set her back a few sanity points. I don’t think she’s up for it. Here she is at the dentist. God help him.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. LRM216

    Isn’t some Nickleodeon exec supposed to be who fathered Jamie Lynn’s child?

  2. rootabega

    she is balding and has hair plugs. a cigarette burn on the velour dress really completes the effect.

  3. MARIA

    BRITNEY SPEARS, PARIS HILTON,MILEY RAY CYRUS,LYNDSEY HOHAN AND ANY OF THE OTHER TALENTLESS INDIVIDUALS THAT I FORGOT TO MENTION ARE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME! THERE ARE MANY OTHER HUMAN BEINGS THAT DESERVE THE MEDIA’S TIME AND ATTENTION. UHHH, PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT SCREW-UPS OR DEGENERATES OR SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY KNOW SOMEONE.

  4. MARIA

    BRITNEY SPEARS, PARIS HILTON,MILEY RAY CYRUS,LYNDSEY HOHAN AND ANY OF THE OTHER TALENTLESS INDIVIDUALS THAT I FORGOT TO MENTION ARE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME! THERE ARE MANY OTHER HUMAN BEINGS THAT DESERVE THE MEDIA’S TIME AND ATTENTION. UHHH, PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT!!!!!!

  5. MARIA

    BRITNEY SPEARS, PARIS HILTON,MILEY RAY CYRUS,LYNDSEY HOHAN AND ANY OF THE OTHER TALENTLESS INDIVIDUALS THAT I FORGOT TO MENTION ARE A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME! THERE ARE MANY OTHER HUMAN BEINGS THAT DESERVE THE MEDIA’S TIME AND ATTENTION. UHHH, PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT!!!!!!

  6. Oh MY!

    What is up with her hairline? It’s receeding further and further back onto her scalp! I understand she shaved her head, but she’s having a hard time growing it back! She should make sure she doesn’t have PCOS. I remember when she was hot with the audience way back when and she barely had hair on her head then. One day as a teenager when she didn’t have in any hair extensions, her hair was chin lenghth and thin thin thin.

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