Britney Spears To Fill The Pews At Mel Gibson’s Church With Her Beautiful Singing Voice

I am so in line for this one. Get me my good Sunday hat, and a fan. I need to be front and center for this songbird. Britney Spears is allegedly rehearsing to sing at Mel Gibson’s church. Mel is supposedly helping her ass “rediscover God.” How about rediscovering a stylist or a trained psychiatric professional or some alone time? Then we’ll get to church.

Britney and Mel will agree on an “appropriate” set of songs, and she is due to perform at a service in late April. They should have done it yesterday; I seriously would want to see how the churchgoers would handle her slutty Easter bunny outfit. C’mon, it might be church but this is Britney. They’d be lucky if she put on a pair of drawers.

Mel runs The Holy Family Catholic Church in Malibu, and Britney might even debut a new song! They’ve had a couple of meetings in the last month, and Mel has supposedly become a “mentor” to her.

You know there’s something fishy going on here. Once he determines there’s not anyone Jewish in her family, he’s going straight for that ass. Some guys like crazy broads who will do anything for a daddy.