Sam Lutfi Better Call His Lawyer

February 28th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Note how I actually spelled “Lutfi” correctly. It was just that “Lufti” flowed better. More smoothly! Like a grande frappucino! Anyway, despite earlier denials, the LAPD has now confirmed that there is an some sort of inquiry underway into charges that Britney Spears was being drugged. Their spokesperson says: “The issues regarding Britney Spears are being considered by the department to determine if laws have been violated. Particular suspects have not yet been fully identified nor has a formal investigation into open charges officially commenced. At this time we don’t know whether or not a formal investigation will be initiated.”

So “considered” is different from “formal investigation.” Britney’s parents have allegedly tipped-off the coppers that they think Sam was feeding Britney Spears pills to keep her under his spangly t-shirt soul-patch control. So when they hit on a “particular suspect,” you can pretty much bet your weave it will be him.


By J. Harvey

  1. Loob

    Are there even any actual prisons in LA? You can do whatever the hell you want there and the cops can’t be stuffed even formally charging you.
    Hence unlicensed Brit swerving around the footpaths with a baby on her lap and a frappucino in each mitt.
    The cops were all, “Well…these photos don’t constitute evidence or proof, they just clearly show her breaking the law. Excuse us, we have pay-offs to collect.”

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