Sam Lutfi Better Call His Lawyer
Note how I actually spelled “Lutfi” correctly. It was just that “Lufti” flowed better. More smoothly! Like a grande frappucino! Anyway, despite earlier denials, the LAPD has now confirmed that there is an some sort of inquiry underway into charges that Britney Spears was being drugged. Their spokesperson says: “The issues regarding Britney Spears are being considered by the department to determine if laws have been violated. Particular suspects have not yet been fully identified nor has a formal investigation into open charges officially commenced. At this time we don’t know whether or not a formal investigation will be initiated.”
So “considered” is different from “formal investigation.” Britney’s parents have allegedly tipped-off the coppers that they think Sam was feeding Britney Spears pills to keep her under his spangly t-shirt soul-patch control. So when they hit on a “particular suspect,” you can pretty much bet your weave it will be him.