Britney Spears Goes To Church, K-Fed’s Attorney Speaks

January 15th, 2008 // 12 Comments

As we reported yesterday, Kevin Federline was granted temporary sole custody of his children with Britney Spears until the next hearing on February 19. This was due to the custody stand-off situation and subsequent hospitalization of Britney a couple of weeks ago. Britney was reported to have left the courthouse and gone immediately to a church to pray. I guess that’s a little more helpful at centering yourself than going to the Mercedes-Benz dealership in a wedding dress, but hopefully she can keep on that track and see a mental health professional next. The lawyers involved in the case spoke out after the hearing yesterday. K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan aka The Man Who Is Basically Having Job Done For Him, said “”The word victory is not something that Mr. Federline or his counsel would ascribe to the results of the court. There is no joyous feeling,” Kaplan added. “This is a grave situation for everybody. And while we believe Mr. Federline is pleased that the court did make an order that we feel is an appropriate, there is no joy in it for him.”

It’s not like she does anything else all day besides whore for photographers and get taken advantage of by greedy scrubs. If she could take one hour out of her day and sit down with a therapist, she’d probably see some results. At the very least, it would make her look better in the court’s eyes. And if not a therapist, then a stylist.

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By J. Harvey

  1. Zekers

    The problem with the therapist theory J., is that people who are mentally ill generally don’t think they are…it’s the rest of the world that’s screwed up and needs to talk to a therapist…

    I believe Federline’s attorney when he says that there is no winning or joy in this situation. I’m sure K-Fed wishes Britney would get help so his children can have their mother in their lives.

  2. Lisa

    I hope her sister is a great mother and puts Britney to shame!
    She shouldn’t be smiling in the car for any reason. She is no better than any common drug-addicted mother who doesn’t show up to court to get her children back.

  3. green cardigan

    Could a good looking male therapist dress up as a paparazzi guy and try and become her next ‘assistant’ and make her do therapy sessions unknown to herself? I’m grasping at straws here but NOTHING seems to be getting through to her so maybe people who know her need to start thinking like her.
    Trick her into therapy almost. The Shrink/Pap could leap out of a human size cup of mocha in a Starbucks or something, shout ‘you’re hot’, take photos of her and offer to escort her to a gas station toilet or Mexico. Something she’d relate to.

    Desperate times call for desperate measures.

  4. Ugh

    I can’t even pretend to feel sorry for her. She’s done this to herself. Seems she’s okay when it’s something to benefit her, but not when it’s something to do with these kids. Glad she has no visitation, they deserve better. There are too many people around here that could help her, if she actually needed help and it wasn’t drug related.

  5. Zekers

    Wow, that’s some creative thinking green! Maybe you’re on to something…

  6. Vis

    Your quote is wrong as it was Brit’s attorney speaking and not K-Feds. I get this is a gossip site and thus not big on facts but for pete’s sake the damn thing was broadcast so it isn’t hard to know who said what.

  7. Jennifer

    LOL green cardigan

  8. Mitsu

    LOL @ green cardigan – that’s a great idea, very creative! Now that’s the kind of storyline I could run with, sounds like a movie but it’d probably end up being some cheesy hollywood tripe anyway. As for helping Britney, yeah, maybe they can get someone to sneak meds in her frapp, of course she’d need to be diagnosed first but that’s not impossible. Just sneak someone into her camp. Lol. Really though what do you do when the patient is so rich she can do whatever she wants, and there is no bottom? Hmm, difficult problem.

  9. FuntKase

    Why do they keep scheduling new hearings? As if she is going to one day straighten her shit up and care and attend. Just give the kids to Kevin permamently and let Britney self-destruct. The sooner this piece of shit bites the dust the better off everyone will be. INCLUDING THOSE KIDS!

  10. DruNken LauRen

    I am w/Green C…..

  11. Its really sad to see her digressing so much… =/

  12. MissGirl

    Green C- LOL.

    My question: Isn’t her money going to eventually run out? It was reported early on in the custody case ( and oddly never talked about) that she has no savings, nothing for herself or her kids. She could pay for both of her son’s entire college tutiton with one month’s “income”! And another thing, do these kids get things like immunizations, health insurance, well- baby checks, etc? Thank God they seem to be relatively healthy.

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