Oh What A Day! (The Britney Spears Meltdown Wrap-Up)

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UPDATE: Apparently, Alli Sims didn’t use a hammer to bust down the door because she wasn’t even there. According to what she told Us Weekly, “I absolutely was not there. And even if I was there I would not have banged down the door with a hammer, that’s not my style. I would have knocked!”

This is one of those days in gossip blog land where all hell breaks loose, yet you feel a satisfied afterglow at the end. The feeling of a job well done. For those of you who have been on Mars and are just joining us, Britney hit bottom early this morning. Around 12 AM, after a sort of stand-off with authorities about returning her children, she was taken by ambulance to Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. She is currently on a 72 hour evaluation to determine whether she needs further treatment for substance abuse or mental health issues. Uh, yes and yes?

This all began yesterday when Britney was a little late for her deposition. Her tardiness and absenteeism in regards to her court dates have been a concern to everyone involved. Britney refused to hand her two children over to Kevin Federline’s bodyguard back at home and locked herself in her bathroom with her son Jayden after downing some voddy. Oh dear.

Alli Sims, Britney’s former assistant and cousin, claims she had to break the bathroom door down with a hammer to get the kid away from his mom and that’s when she called the authorities. Britney has reportedly not eaten or slept for days. Britney’s Mom Lynne is telling every to just say “prayers”. Sources are claiming that K-Fed flirting with Paris Hilton in Vegas recently set her ass off. Paris wished Brit-Brit well, probably laughing on the inside because she’s an evil wench and knew exactly what she was doing whern she was rubbing her stank all over Federline. After an emergency hearing, K-Fed now has full custody of the children until January 14 until things settle down. Oh, and Bobby Trendy held a candlelight vigil last night which is totally sweet of him. Puke.

Anyway, say some sort of non-denominational prayer for Britney or hate on her. The world’s divided. And stay tuned to A Socialite’s Life all weekend as we will continue to cover every break in this story. Because that’s what we do. *gives noble look to the camera*