Britney Spears Better Set Her Alarm This Time
Oh, and we WILL be keeping you up to date on all things crazy right up until the ball drops. Britney Spears has skipped several hearings, including two court-ordered depositions, in her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline over their two children. She has blamed her absence on everything from anxiety attacks to the paparazzi. She needs to blame Starbucks and their delicious treats! Legal sources are now saying that if Britney skips the next one, scheduled for next week, she could end up in the hoosecow. “She could go to jail for contempt of court if she refuses to show,” a legal source says. Let’s be frank, it’s the best place for her at this juncture. She’ll have some sort of Starbucks withdrawal, but I bet the bathrooms are just as rank as the ones at the gas stations that she loves. So it will be like a little piece of home.
More photos of Britney are after the jump.