Britney Speaks

January 5th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Britney answers all of our questions today on her official website! Ok, she doesn’t really answer a damn thing but gets points for not using “y’all” or a Blackberry.

Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I’ve addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don’t pay much attention to it.

She is so high on Steak-umms. I have no clue what that “contradiction” line meant. I don’t think she does either.

More rambling after the jump.

The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I’ve had the time to be “me,” I’ve been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally “free.” I’ve been working so hard on this new album and I can’t wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I’d be unhappy too if I had to read what I’ve been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I’ve been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

Love,
Britney

God, who let her sweep the Cheetos dust off the laptop and birth that mess? I would like to exclusively tell her that her career is afire. And not in a good way. Like the Hindenberg. A large flaming blimp ready to crash and kill everyone.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. Smart move by hang on with Paris Hilton…

  2. LJMS

    “If I were you I’d be unhappy too if I had to read what I’ve been reading every day. But trust me, I get it.”
    Not just what has to be read, but what we saw!!! We don’t see a crooked bagina everyday…

  3. There’s a save Britney website. Why?

    Britney, like her music, is disposable. It’s cheaper just to discard her and start again.

  4. dani

    britney was smuggled out of Pure for her committment ceremony with Paris. The tw have been trying to keep things on the downlow….hence the gay beard Stavros……and the diversion of the record producer kiss…pleez! don’t be numskulls. These two are in love and are trying to keep the lesbian thing hushed up, but never the less expect tosee them together again. There is even talk of Brit and Paris doing “the Simple Life”together …as Nicole Ritchie isn’t happy about her girlfriend wanting to marry a girl

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