Britney Emerges, Meets Up With Ex-Scrub

September 13th, 2007 // 27 Comments

Britney Spears exited her house full of shame post-VMAs yesterday. She made her way to the lawyer’s office to go head to head with K-Fed over the kid situation. Can’t K-Fed just call up YouTube on his laptop, show her performance and say “so I get em’ full time, right?” This meeting was on lil’ JJ’s birthday, and unscheduled. Both and Brit and K-Fed are due in family court on Monday. Lil’ JJ was left at home to play with Mommy’s unemptied ashtray so don’t worry, he had a nice birthday. Maybe one of the butts was still smoking and he pretended it was a birthday candle.

The meeting was Spears’s idea according to a source close to her. “Britney asked for [the meeting]. She wants to put an end to this public debacle,” says the Spears source. “However, Kevin [has] refused. He needs more money so he’s determined to win this.”

Court documents released Aug. 30 show that Spears’s income is $737,868 a month and that Ferderline receives $20,000 a month in spousal support but has no “net income after business expenses.”

Get a job, sucka! A source close to K-Fed (probably K-Fed) says that this pressing for more custody isn’t a financial self-interest issue. Sure it isn’t. Those kids might as well be named “Cash” and “Check”! When the source (probably K-Fed) was asked if Brit was going to settle, the reply was “she might settle, she’s got stage fright”). He should write for this site. I’ve never written anything that funny.

(Splash)

By J. Harvey
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  1. green cardigan

    This shitheel gets $20,000 a month in spousal support and he can’t manage to live on that? That’s almost a quarter of a million a year, and all he has to do is sit on his ass, smoking weed to get it.

    He must look down at his you-know-what every morning and give thanks to it.

    Poor old Britney. Whatever you think of her, at least she worked for her money. Unlike KFester

  2. P

    Is it just me or is the pig looking thinner?

  3. peachpie

    uhm.. is there a pool party somewhere that britney is attending after her custody/divorce meeting at the attorney’s office? good gawd, put some appropriate clothes on, hunny! this gal can not dress for the occasion if her life depended on it… or the lives of her children, either. what judge is going to look at that mess of a woman and give her custody? she’s wearing a breast-revealing muumuu, flipflops, a rag to tie her hair up (was she scrubbing toilets or something??)and using a big white suitcase (after labor day, i might add)for a purse. i mean come ON… what could be inside that purse? lipstick, phone, keys, wallet….

    i digress. she does not know how to dress appropriately for anything. that’s not hot. it’s sad. and unforunately, the well-being of her children may depend, in part, on the way she looks. people, including judges, make ‘first impression’ decisions about others based on the way they dress, speak, and present themselves. right or wrong — that’s the way it is. camp k-fed doesn’t do much better, i’ll admit. but at least k-fed does own a suit. the idea of britney in a suit is just plain laughable.

    best wishes to britney — but i just don’t think she stands a chance at success in life without some guidance from someone with some sense. where’s dr. phil when ya need him? ha! feature that: Britney on Dr. Phil! that would truly be must-see tv.

  4. patty

    If we all stop and think back, everything that has gone downhill for Britney began with K-Fed, even tho we began to think he was the “normal” one in their relatioship, it might just be that he is the one with the “plan” (how to milk a star so i don’t ever have to work again) – and Brit being back-woods country girl fell for his charms, now can’t believe how screwed up he’s made her life and her emotions….hummmmmmmm…something to consider here

  5. nastybugger

    amen, green…

    $20,000 is more than some people make in a YEAR, and he has no $ left after “business expenses”?

    uh, if you have business expenses, doesn’t that imply that you have a BUSINESS? and if you’re making $ from that business, shouldn’t THAT pay for your expenses? not the $ you’re getting for child and spousal support?

    I guess this means that even tho they’re no longer married, she’s still supporting his pointless attempts at “rapping” or “acting”? what a LOSER…why can’t he go back to his old job of being a “back up dancer”?

  6. peachpie

    not that i mean to imply that dr. phil has any sense. just a funny notion: brit n’ dr. phil.

  7. jmt

    Patty, have you forgotten her 55-hour marriage to Jason Alexander? Seems to me she was making bad decisions before Federline ever came into her world.

  8. I think a Doc Phil show with Brit and K-fed would be great.

  9. stolidog

    to be honest, 20,000 isn’t THAT much when you consider who these children are and that he has 50/50 custody. there’s no getting around the fact that famous children means tons more security, more nannies, better everything basically….especially if the parents are scrubs who grew up with nothing, the kids need to have everything in life (at least in the scrub parents minds)….and living in LA means living in constant competition with your peers, starting at about age 8.

    gross, but true.

  10. green cardigan

    stolidog – thats a good point, but I can’t possibly imagine why KFed would need a fulltime nanny, he ‘raps’ for a living, he can do that in the comfort of his own living room, and I’m sure its Brit Brit that is still forking out for all the security etc.
    Didn’t she buy his ex girlfriend a house ? KFed is going to milk this one for all his worth. He hit the jackpot the day he ejaculated.

  11. T-Bone

    Nice guy that FED-X! To think that Britney actually fell for his money-sucking A$$, and trusted him no less. HE is the biggest mistake she ever made. Everything awful came after that relationship.

    But she’s taking the right steps… Get your horrendous family issues behind you, Brit, and start over. To live a great life is truly the best revenge, and something tells me you’ll be laughing all the way to the bank.

  12. T-Bone

    P.S. “P”

    Your comment says a WHOLE lot more about you than Britney.

  13. anon

    Ya know I gotta wonder how much of the $$ Brit pays Kfed goes to the momma of his other 34 children? Wow Brits nice to be paying his child support with her child support.

  14. kellygrrrl

    nothing like a little dialogue between two Mensa memebers:
    “Yo, Bitch, it’s Britney. Gimme more boo-boo time.”
    “Hellz no! u gotz to pay fo dat shit, ho.”

  15. T-Bone

    “nothing like a little dialogue between two Mensa memebers”:
    ————————————————-
    Did you just make that comment and then spell the word members incorrectly?

  16. green cardigan

    Oh sh@t…..a typing error……I can feel the rage bubbling…..everything has gone misty red….

  17. blady02

    Actually after the trauma she has just been through I think she should look comfortable and she does. She obviously wants to live a normal life and after the diaster that MTV put her through, she is seeking some normality. As for leaving her son at home on his birthday, maybe it was scheduled later in the evening and that was a cruel statement about the ashtray. This poor woman has been jerked around like a rag doll, show some mercy! Her mother, that cad, her manager, MTV, the press, Paris Hilton is there more people on the list I haven’t mentioned I am sure!!!! Leave her alone, she is a gorgeous young woman who was probably thrust into Stardom real quick and yanked here and there, the girl is tired at 25. I salute you Britney and you do still have some loyal fans out here so take comfort!!!! But we still have problems with the Pittiful and the Holie Jolie!!!!! Hang in there!

  18. T-Bone

    Don’t do it, Green… Don’t succumb to the rage… Just use your emotion regulation skills, grab a cocktail and then sit back and listen to Brit Brit’s Toxic, or Oops I did it Again. That should take care of things.

  19. green cardigan

    I took your advise T-Bone, I am taking slow sips from the whiskey bottle, under my desk…

  20. I Hate This Skank

    Why does everyone keep making excuses for Brit? She.Is.A.Grown.Woman! Enough with the poor little lamb crap. MTV didn’t make her do anything, she chose to perform at the VMA’s (and she also chose that ill-fitting outfit, now she’s mad people are calling her fat, shouldn’t have accentuated the negative aspects in your appearance fool). K-Fed was a scrub and she knew it (Umm, hello? He left his pregnant girlfriend to be with Brit. Karma anyone?) and he didn’t make her marry him either. She’s the one who wears ridiculous outfits everyday, I know no one tells her to put that crap on. This is why she feels like everyone else is to blame but her, NO ONE MAKES HER TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR HER OWN ACTIONS. Out here in the real world, no one cares about her being thrust into the limelight at an early age, and do you know why? Because we real people are out here struggling to make ends meet while some no-talent hick rakes in close to a cool million every month for doing nothing but being a H.A.M. Oh, she’s been through so much, please, not much more than anyone else. There are people in the world who have had a much harder life than this bimbo and they seem to hold it together (on a much smaller budget too) Yes, she had it so hard making all that money and having the best, blah blah blah, if she didn’t like it she should have emancipated herself at 16 (if mom was pushing her to perform) and quit the biz. Even now, she could just walk away from all the madness and just focus on being a good mom, but she lives for this drama. So I don’t feel sorry one bit for her and it enrages me that God would bless such an undeserving person with children.

  21. She looks thinner than she did on Sunday, and her dress covers her ass. I think the VMA’s might have shamed her into acting like a normal human being for a bit.

    Meanwhile, what kind of business expenses does K-Fed have? What kind of BUSINESS does K-Fed have? He’s getting more in a month that his rap album will ever make! Bitch needs to recognise and stop being so damn greedy.

  22. peachpie

    wow, don’t hold back, dude.

  23. I Hate.......

    “it enrages me that God would bless such an undeserving person with children”.

    Yeah like GOD needs to explain himself to you. He’d probably be more angry with your rage and judgement than he would be for B’s outfits and bad shows.

  24. Kayla

    Hate her, that is it! There is so much hate coming form most of you, like they do when someone metions JESUS, kinda the same thing. They hate what they don’t understand. Britney wasnt put here to live up to your expectations Skank Hater. And lots of GROWN WOMEN make mistakes! She is young, with plenty of time to turn things around. And you others are right. Al the bad began with that USER LOSER KFed!!! God never sleeps KFed and he knows your heart. You KFed will lose in the end. Go Britney! Millions still love you!!!

  25. I Hate This Skank

    I Hate……. :
    God doesn’t need to explain anything to me, I never said that. It just saddens me that there are so many women in the world who would give everything they have to have a kid and there are screw ups like Brit (and Kevin and God knows how many other people) out there who have kids and don’t do a good job of being a parent. All people judge, it’s human nature, so don’t go getting all sanctimonious with me for judging her when you’re judging me for my comment.

    Kayla:
    Yes she’s young, but she’s closer to 30 than 20, she’s not a child. The first kid is the practice kid, she should have it together better by the second (and it’s not like she’s all on her own, she has nannies). She’ll never fix her problems if she doesn’t take responsibility for them. She doesn’t have to live up to my expectations cause I don’t pay her rent, but since when is acting like a decent human being such a high expectation?

    Anyway, no negativity towards you commenters, we all have our own opinions, let’s just agree to disagree.

  26. Am

    Well said ‘I Hate This Skank”. And thanks for calling out the person who tried to put words in your mouth. I don’t use the word “hate” that often (for I more important things to do than to hate) however I HATE HATE HATE when people twist my words or put words in my mouth. That’s got to be my number one pet peeve.

    Anyway, bravo!

  27. T-Bone

    I hate this said:
    “So I don’t feel sorry one bit for her and it enrages me that God would bless such an undeserving person with children.
    ————————————————
    Do you really know anything about the way Britney treats her children or how much she does or doesn’t love them? I didn’t think so. Are you also aware that there are a whole lot of people in the world beating the sh*t out of their kids, sexually abusing them, and completely neglecting them???? So maybe you should stop cursing God for blessing her with kids. Pick your battles.

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