Britney Cools Off

July 19th, 2007 // 20 Comments

Britney stripped off and lumbered into the ocean in her grunts. Maybe she was in the mood for seafood. Would you be shocked at this point if she burst out of the water with a fish wiggling in her yawp and started tearing into it like a grizzly? Everyone’s saying she’s heading for another meltdown soon. She’s allegedly slapped her mama, fired her management staff and publicist, and bought a puppy from a puppy mill. If this were a post office, I’d get the hell out of there before she starts shooting.

(Flynet)

More photos of Britney Spears enjoying some ocean time in her undies after the jump.

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey
  1. green cardigan

    She’s on the side of a busy highway and decides it’d be a great idea to strip down to her bra and knickers and wade waist deep into the sea. Note she didn’t get the hair wet. I’m sure salt water and hair glue react badly together.

    Yes, this is slightly mad carry on. I wouldn’t be too surprised if there is another meltdown on the way ;

  2. newfgirl

    J Harvey said… “Would you be shocked at this point if she burst out of the water with a fish wiggling in her yawp and started tearing into it like a grizzly?”

    LOL!! Yawp is my new favourite word, and spell check has been alerted! Although I’m substituting yawp for snatch.

  3. Zekers

    …another meltdown or just a continuation/escalation of the earlier one that never received proper treatment?

  4. BRANDY

    OK JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS I’M NOT BRITS BIGGEST FAN BUT I BELIEVE SHE IS HUMAN SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN AND SO FREAKIN WHAT SHE WENT FOR A SWIM IN HER BRA AND PANTIES WHAT IS THE DIFFERANCE SO IT DOESN’T MATCH LIKE A BATHING SUIT AND MAYBE THEY COST A LITTLE MORE BUT THE SIMPLE FACT IS A BATHING SUIT WOULD NOT COVER UP ANYMORE THAN WHAT SHE IS WEARING HERE SO I JUST WONDER WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP GIVING A CRAP WHAT BRIT IS WEARING OR WHAT COLOR HER HAIR IS SHE IS JUST ANOTHER PERSON WITH MORE MONEY SO WHAT!!!!!

  5. Zekers

    BRANDY! Why are you yelling???

  6. green cardigan

    Nobody said she’s not human. She very much is, just a slightly disturbed one. I agree Zekers, she obviously didn’t get the help she needed the first time she lost her skittles and the problem hasn’t gone away. She strikes me as being a pretty angry person at the moment. She’s been through a helluva lot in the last couple of years, back to back pregnancies, divorce, flagging career, Mom issues. It would be a lot for anyone to carry

  7. Earl

    heh heh…. you can see her moose-knuckles

  8. nastybugger

    IMHO, girl is showing signs of bi-polar disorder.

    impulse control problems, crying jags followed by stunts like this where she’s all “happy”, etc…

    don’t think she needed rehab as much as she needs in-patient therapy and medication.

  9. Yup! She needs mental help, not detox. Crazy crazy crazy!

    Hopefully the meltdown comes soon. The sooner she hits bottom again, the soon they can get this loony-toon some help!

  10. DiamondSal

    What do you do when the strip joints are closed and all the hookers and trannies are asleep but you must bust a naked move and have a willing audience see your ho’ action? You say she is heading for another meltdown..? Honey, this girl has to be taken out into the open spaces to have her slutty-nude-wild woman fits and not possibly destroy lives and property and get arrested for molesting the modesty of innocent bystanders. It must be hell keeping her caged when she is in heat.

  11. T-Bone

    Britney is definitely a little off, but how off has yet to be determined. Britney has spent her life on stage and in front of crowds. She needs to figure out who she is without all of that. It’s almost like she has to be de-programmed.

    She looks physically healthy, so that’s a good thing.

  12. essie

    Oh, T-bone, it amazes me how you defend Britany and never give Angelina a break.

    Britany needs help in the worse way and I really hope she gets it soon. The girl has dumped everybody close to her, including her cousin/friend Ally (or whatever her name is); she’s dumped her mother and her publicist; she’s trying to run her “business” alone, which she does not have the brains to do. The girl has the mental age of a 12 year old. She’s headed for a tragedy and I hope those babies aren’t around when it happens.

  13. yaya

    Please she probably staged this, why is her Friend in a Bikini and she isn’t?

  14. Tonysgirl

    Is this part 2?

  15. Tonysgirl

    Is this part 2?

  16. T-Bone

    What again is Britney doing wrong in this photo? Not much.

    I don’t agree with her “slapping her mom”, of course, but something tells me her mom threw her into the limelight in the first place. “Stage Mother’s” destroy their children. You reap what you sow.

    As for Angelina — commend her for her charity work for sure, but I don’t idolize people just because they’re beautiful. Angelina isn’t a saint.

  17. lookwhaticando

    How nasty, I don’t think there is any hope for the future for this poor child

  18. Stinky Minky

    You know, I keep thinking, what if someone really hot did the same thing… Like if Jessica Alba stripped off her dress and ran into the ocean for a quick dip… Would we be as shocked? We’d probably think it was hot. But because it’s Britney, here we are thinking it’s just another sign she’s lost it. Well, shucks, I guess it’s true. She’s lost it – in more ways than one.

  19. driso

    Just be grateful that she remembered to put on a bra…

  20. celia-cruz

    SIMPLE EXPLANATION:
    has anyone else noticed that the minute another “celebrity female” is getting too much attention, Shitney pulls one of these stunts?

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