Britney stripped off and lumbered into the ocean in her grunts. Maybe she was in the mood for seafood. Would you be shocked at this point if she burst out of the water with a fish wiggling in her yawp and started tearing into it like a grizzly? Everyone’s saying she’s heading for another meltdown soon. She’s allegedly slapped her mama, fired her management staff and publicist, and bought a puppy from a puppy mill. If this were a post office, I’d get the hell out of there before she starts shooting.
More photos of Britney Spears enjoying some ocean time in her undies after the jump.