Britney Cancels Comeback

April 27th, 2007 // 15 Comments

Damn! We were so close to this trashy phoenix rising from the ashes of her Kools, and Red Bull cans, and Mighty Taco wrappers! Apparently, Britney Spears was going to do a gig at L.A.’s Forty Deuce club but put the kibosh on it at the last minute . That could have gone down in history. Like the Hindenburg.

Britney Spears has got fans guessing about when she’ll make her big comeback performance after reportedly pulling the plug on a show in Los Angeles late on Wednesday night (25Apr07). The Toxic singer was expected to take the stage with her band the M + Ms at hip Los Angeles club Forty Deuce, where she swapped costumes with dancers in December (06), but failed to show. On the club’s website, boss Ivan Kane says, “She came on stage during rehearsals, looking very hot, with four back-up dancers and sang three songs. “They ran through the set several times, the choreography was smokin’, and she sounded great.” But Spears decided that she needed more time to rehearse for her comeback performance, and left devotees disappointed. A handful of semi-secret shows are lined up for Los Angeles next week

The M&M’s? Howabout the Jujy Fruits? Well, she’s getting the bod back slowly but she still needs to hire herself a stylist because she’s looking like a schizophrenic let loose in T.J. Maxx. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Maxx for the minimum but you don’t wear all the cheap clothes at once. If anyone important is reading this, I would kill grandmas for a ticket to one of those comeback shows, though.

(Flynet)

More photos of Britney Spears and the kids after the jump.

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey
  1. pizda

    Except for her wardrobe choices and fugly shoes she chooses to wear, Britney looks great. Keep it up girl.

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  3. T-Bone

    Give the girl a break and give her the time she needs to prepare.

  4. Heather Garlick

    Mighty Taco wrappers?? Was she in Western New York???

    I want some Mighty Taco!

  5. ELH

    Jesus H Christ. What is it with those freaking boots?!?!

    People of LA, i’m begging you. Please jump her and steal those god awful things. They burn my retinas.

  6. Applespice

    She’s looking great.

    How come when she first had SP she never put him down.

    Now I never see her holding him. It’s always a nanny.

  7. hmweis1

    Still with the holes in the stockings, huh? Some things never change.

  8. givemeabreak

    Thank god Brit remembers she has children. I am so glad to see her spend uh quality time with them. She could have dressed somewhat differently, but at least she has them with her today. Poor Jayden will be just as confused as Michael Jackson’s scarf covered children, but at least he gets to see the light of day. Funny how some people cut Britney slack for being the confused, in denial about her troubled life, still partying somewhat young woman, but refuse to give Angelina credit for being the selfless, tiredless, humanitarian that she is. They would rather praise Britney for doing her thing i.e continuing to be in denial about her life….

  9. Gretchen Weiners

    OMG Mighty Taco! I grew up in WNY… what I would give for some Mighty in New England….mmmm

  10. Sue

    “Funny how some people cut Britney slack for being the confused, in denial about her troubled life, still partying somewhat young woman, but refuse to give Angelina credit for being the selfless, tiredless, humanitarian that she is. They would rather praise Britney for doing her thing i.e continuing to be in denial about her life….”
    Are you instigating???

  11. givemeabreak

    Sue, take it how you want. I wasn’t talking to you, but hey….

  12. Cameron

    Oh good, someone reminded her that she has kids. I was starting to wonder if she gave them to Angelina or Madonna.

  13. Lollie

    what is with the boots? I agree with ELH. They must be stopped.

  14. Sue

    givemeabreak,

    Just a comment/observation…

  15. GammaGirl

    The “schizophrenic let loose in TJ Maxx” comment was
    genius! That is why ASL is my fav site!
    AS for Brit’s style, it needs impovement but at least she isn’t shaving her legs poolside…give the girl some credit.

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