Britney Cancels Comeback

Damn! We were so close to this trashy phoenix rising from the ashes of her Kools, and Red Bull cans, and Mighty Taco wrappers! Apparently, Britney Spears was going to do a gig at L.A.’s Forty Deuce club but put the kibosh on it at the last minute . That could have gone down in history. Like the Hindenburg.

Britney Spears has got fans guessing about when she’ll make her big comeback performance after reportedly pulling the plug on a show in Los Angeles late on Wednesday night (25Apr07). The Toxic singer was expected to take the stage with her band the M + Ms at hip Los Angeles club Forty Deuce, where she swapped costumes with dancers in December (06), but failed to show. On the club’s website, boss Ivan Kane says, “She came on stage during rehearsals, looking very hot, with four back-up dancers and sang three songs. “They ran through the set several times, the choreography was smokin’, and she sounded great.” But Spears decided that she needed more time to rehearse for her comeback performance, and left devotees disappointed. A handful of semi-secret shows are lined up for Los Angeles next week

The M&M’s? Howabout the Jujy Fruits? Well, she’s getting the bod back slowly but she still needs to hire herself a stylist because she’s looking like a schizophrenic let loose in T.J. Maxx. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Maxx for the minimum but you don’t wear all the cheap clothes at once. If anyone important is reading this, I would kill grandmas for a ticket to one of those comeback shows, though.


More photos of Britney Spears and the kids after the jump.