Britney Blows Off Magazine


What is it with this chick? Run a comb through your wig and keep your appointments. She’s so in need of some help. She needs someone to give her a barrette and hug her and get her to some therapy. Damn. While Britney was busy smashing her car into other cars the other day, “Allure” magazine was saying that she never showed up for scheduled interviews following a photoshoot she did with them. “Allure” is the last word I would associate with her at this juncture. Howabout “Terrify” or “Sad” or “Snack Cake”?

After posing for the cover of Allure magazine, she failed to show up on several occasions for a sit down interview with the publication, it has been revealed. The Editor in Chief Linda Wells writes: “I thought we could present the profile as her comeback. Britney showed up for Allure’s cover shoot on time and ready to work.

“She was entirely unselfconscious: She took off her wig and then stripped down to the waist, for no apparent reason, before sitting for hair and makeup.”

Put those away. In her defense, she was described as “agreeable and cooperative” during the interview in addition to the previously mentioned “topless”. Wells is saying since they don’t have an interview now, the article will be about the “nature of celebrity”. Britney needs to take a deep drag on her “lollipop” and consider the future. Stat. They make pills for this! Don’t listen to those gays in the Scientology movement!

More photos of Britney Spears in purple are after the jump.