Britney Blows Off Magazine

August 7th, 2007 // 13 Comments


What is it with this chick? Run a comb through your wig and keep your appointments. She’s so in need of some help. She needs someone to give her a barrette and hug her and get her to some therapy. Damn. While Britney was busy smashing her car into other cars the other day, “Allure” magazine was saying that she never showed up for scheduled interviews following a photoshoot she did with them. “Allure” is the last word I would associate with her at this juncture. Howabout “Terrify” or “Sad” or “Snack Cake”?

After posing for the cover of Allure magazine, she failed to show up on several occasions for a sit down interview with the publication, it has been revealed. The Editor in Chief Linda Wells writes: “I thought we could present the profile as her comeback. Britney showed up for Allure’s cover shoot on time and ready to work.

“She was entirely unselfconscious: She took off her wig and then stripped down to the waist, for no apparent reason, before sitting for hair and makeup.”

Put those away. In her defense, she was described as “agreeable and cooperative” during the interview in addition to the previously mentioned “topless”. Wells is saying since they don’t have an interview now, the article will be about the “nature of celebrity”. Britney needs to take a deep drag on her “lollipop” and consider the future. Stat. They make pills for this! Don’t listen to those gays in the Scientology movement!

More photos of Britney Spears in purple are after the jump.


By J. Harvey

  1. green cardigan

    I’m sick and tired of hearing about Britney’s comeback. Come back to what? Sanity?

  2. Zekers

    yeah, really green…comeback to earth? Humanity? Motherhood? There are a multitude of choices to fill that blank in!

  3. She’s pretty far away to come back, isn’t she? Like in another galaxy. And what is she coming back to – lip syncing and dancing around on stage? Oh wait – she already tried that, didn’t do too well.

  4. woohoo

    it is coming .. she will come back and be a media sensation, her picture will cover the front pages of all the papers, she will be all over the television… Unfortunatly, it will be because she has snapped and locked those boys in a closet so she could go fill her need for crack, cupcakes and unprotected sex…. Some one help those babies, Something horrific is going to happen, and when it does every one in her family who just stood by and watched, will be as guilty as she is !

  5. nymphetomine

    If everyone (including me) backed off & acted like she didn’t exist, maybe she’d realize she is so useless, selfish & hated. The more attention she gets, she uses that which is exactly what she wants. We should stop buying into her crap & hopefully she’ll understand she’s a washed up mess who means nothing.

  6. hmweis1

    Allure shot themselves in the foot on this one. Whose brilliant idea was it for them to have her on the cover anyway?? Did they really think she’d find her sanity long enough to do an interview and photoshoot?

  7. shadygoddess13

    AMEN, nymphetomine. In fact, the next time someone here posts a Britney rant, let’s not even comment on it. We’ll just let it lie.

  8. nancypants

    I’m sick of this girl too. She needs to give-up the spotlight and her grand ideas of a comeback (ain’t happenin’) and move back to the bayou country with her babies. She has plenty of money to live well the remainder of her life.
    Gawdamn Brit! GO HOME!

  9. nancypants

    p.s. (note to Britney) Livin’ in a grand manor with babies and grandchildren and servants and suckin’ crawfish heads ain’t a bad way to end-up and is more than many of us ever hope to have. Give it up girl. It’s over. Go…Home.

  10. BA

    Dear Britney, please don’t destroy yourself. Hire a good stylist and adviser.

  11. MardiGras

    No! I live in Louisiana. We don’t want you back! Go to the Galapagos Islands. I think that’s far enough away… I think.

  12. Hey Cupcake

    The Galapagos?! Nooooooo! Think of the tortoises!

  13. jesse d

    I second that, Mardi Gras. Oh, and having grown up about 30 mins away from her most of my childhood, I can honestly say NOT EVERYONE FROM LOUSIANA IS COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE!! And I know few people on the Northshore that are *that* tacky, as well. I’m just sayin…

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