Britney and Her Mom, “Slap It Out, B*tch”

July 18th, 2007 // 12 Comments

Star magazine reports that Britney and her mother’s bad blood is the result of a physical altercation that took place in the middle of June between the two. Described as a “shocking slapfest,” the two duked it out, leaving “Lynne shaken and Britney more determined than ever to cut her mother out of her life for good.” Juicy. Tell me more. Well, all right…on the date in question:

“Lynne barged into the house and insisted on taking the kids out to spend some private time with them,” an insider told the tab. “She didn’t ask or suggest, she demanded!” says the insider. “Then she began denigrating Britney’s mothering skills and losing her temper at the same time!”

This mysterious source revealed that this scuffle resulted in Britney serving her mother with legal papers and bad poetry (ouch). Word has it that Mama Spears is contemplating filing a countersuit of her own, but is holding back because she believes her daughter is simply lashing out as a result of her depression. Wow. That is actually quite sad. But seriously, Lynne, I’d get all the available umbrellas out of the house, next time you two talk. Just to be safe.

(Splash)

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. judy

    I feel so sorry for Britneys mom. Britney should remember who pretty much gave up her own life, so she could do her thang. Ungrateful spoiled brat.
    I would have slapped the crap out of Britney a long time ago if she were my daughter.
    She should go to court and get grandparent visitation and be done with her bratty daughter.
    Let her go down as far as she can, which she is, and let her be broke as MCHammmer was. I cannot wait till Britney has no money.

  2. judy

    I feel so sorry for Britneys mom. Britney should remember who pretty much gave up her own life, so she could do her thang. Ungrateful spoiled brat.
    I would have slapped the crap out of Britney a long time ago if she were my daughter.
    She should go to court and get grandparent visitation and be done with her bratty daughter.
    Let her go down as far as she can, which she is, and let her be broke as MCHammmer was. I cannot wait till Britney has no money.

  3. judy

    I feel so sorry for Britneys mom. Britney should remember who pretty much gave up her own life, so she could do her thang. Ungrateful spoiled brat.
    I would have slapped the crap out of Britney a long time ago if she were my daughter.
    She should go to court and get grandparent visitation and be done with her bratty daughter.
    Let her go down as far as she can, which she is, and let her be broke as MCHammmer was. I cannot wait till Britney has no money.

  4. green cardigan

    a shocking slapfest….jeez, they are so trashy. I can just picture trailer doors banging, dogs barking and kids crying as Mom and Brit go at it out front, in the middle of all the broken garden furniture and old TVs. And the neighbours shouting and the sound of police sirens. Roll on 10 years…

  5. I hope she resolves this rift with her mother.

  6. I hope she resolves this rift with her mother.

  7. Tonysgirl

    nothing will be resolved between Britney and her mother until Britney grows up, which is a long time coming.

  8. Prettygurl

    I’m going to say my first hope is that they reconcile and work it out. But I don’t think it’s possible until Britney realizes she is mentally ill. I can’t believe she hit her mother. That is just disgusting. I can see her mother hitting her though. That makes sense! Crazy bitch. She just can’t see 2 feet in front of her. Soon. When that album comes out in November and bombs. She will see then. Those times of selling 750K the first week are OVER. HA HA HA. Then she will have a breakdown when she realizes she is no longer a superstar. Lynne needs to get grandparent rights in court. KFED needs to get full custody until this girl gets on some medication or Tom Cruise has her cleaned out the scientology way!!! HA HA HA Where is Tom?? Can’t he come save her????

  9. Greg M. Reyes JR.

    This story is so made-up I can’t believe anyone is actually falling for it. G.M.A.B.(Give me a break.)

  10. starberr1e

    Man…Brit looks like complete crap.

  11. AshMicBur

    Britney Spears has officially gone crazy.What a freak!I liked her better when she was pretty.Not a fat slob with bad taste in clothes!What has she done to herself?before people liked her and thought she was hot.Now shes just a joke.I seriously feel sorry for her and especially for her kids!I seriously think Kevin should get custody of them.Shes wasnt ready to have kids,shes not a good mother at all!I mean Im only 15 and I can make a way better mom then her anyday!

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