Britney and Dude Enjoy Community Lollipop

Ewww. That is just nasty. Britney Spears was heading out of Winston’s in Hollywood last night, and was welcomed by a swarm of paparazzi eager to photograph and video-tape her every move. While she walked toward her car with her cousin and former assistant, Alli Sims, she sucked on a lollipop, while sporting what looks like mid-length brown weave. Now, here’s the gross part, after getting situated in the car with Ali, a guy (I have no idea who he is) appears to ask Britney for the sucker and then proceeds to SUCK ON IT HIMSELF. That. Is. Horrifying. First off, is he aware that her mouth probably still tastes like Federline and the floor of the PURE nightclub in Vegas? Secondly, you know that lollipop is like a big, round petri dish of all kinds of mystery germs. I bet there’s even Ebola up in there somewhere. Maybe he likes the taste, or living on the edge. OK, I’m going to be right back…I just have to go lose my lunch and then brush my teeth about five times.

And, I’m back. I almost forgot to mention that it had been reported earlier that Britney and her cousin, Ali, were on the outs, but from this video it appears that the two are on speaking/clubbing terms. That’s all–you can go back to be nauseated.