Britney Accuses Mom of Getting with K-Fed

There are so many things utterly WRONG with this accusation that I don’t even know where to start. Star magazine is reporting that Britney Spears is accusing her mom, Lynne, of doing the nasty with Brit’s ex-husband, Kevin Federline. As if the idea of Britney and Kevin having sex wasn’t enough to make me lose my appetite, the thought of him with Britney’s mom is just…well, let’s just say, I won’t have to keep hoping for malaria to lose those extra two pounds I’ve been willing away. A source revealed to the mag:

“Britney doesn’t know up from down right now. She’s so confused and angry, she told Lynne that she was so backstabbing, that she was probably sleeping with Kevin just to hurt her feelings. Lynne, on the other hand, is deeply hurt that her own daughter would so viciously accuse her of doing something so terrible.”

Now, Britney has to know that this isn’t true, otherwise, her mother would be pregnant. Because every time Kevin Federline has sex with a woman, he gets them pregnant. It’s his signature move. Sort of how my signature move is cutting the bitch who would dare sleep with my man. Are you reading, Mom? I’m not playing.


More photos of Ms. Spears leaving her video shoot are after the jump.