SYKE!! Britney’s Not Pregnant

November 28th, 2007 // 7 Comments

Damn. This would have been some super-juicy gossip, too. In Touch Weekly and Life & Style had reported definitively that Britney Spears was pregnant with J.R. Rotem’s baby, but a friend of the pop star’s, Sam lufti, is claiming that the story is “fake. Completely fake.” Reportedly, lufti text-messaged Ryan Seacrest’s radio show with this information. As proof of the fact that Britney isn’t preggo, another source dishes that just two weeks ago, the pop star underwent liposuction in Las Vegas and says, “She wouldn’t be allowed to have the procedure if she was pregnant.” Oh well, here’s to hoping for something equally disastrous…

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Deneph

    Wouldn’t that be ‘psych’?
    Someone really should get her fixed before we have any more of these scares.

  2. kidnextdoor

    Deneph is right, it should be ‘psych’. Unfortunately, urbandictionary.com has ‘syke’ listed in its lingo, and now that it’s in the internets, it’s likely to stay that way…

  3. lauren

    i 3rd that, brit should get them tubes cut and burned…..

  4. Deneph

    It’s really bad when they can’t spell slang correctly.

  5. stolidog

    fill her uterus up with cheetos already. no more scares.

  6. Yes or no? I don’t know what to believe!

  7. Eyes of Green

    Come on people – some ‘close source’ could say Brit had been abducted by aliens and impregnated and it would be published as verifiable truth. Consider the source. I just feel bad for her kids because one day they will be old enough to read all this bull$hit that’s been said about them and their mother.

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