SYKE!! Britney’s Not Pregnant

Damn. This would have been some super-juicy gossip, too. In Touch Weekly and Life & Style had reported definitively that Britney Spears was pregnant with J.R. Rotem’s baby, but a friend of the pop star’s, Sam lufti, is claiming that the story is “fake. Completely fake.” Reportedly, lufti text-messaged Ryan Seacrest’s radio show with this information. As proof of the fact that Britney isn’t preggo, another source dishes that just two weeks ago, the pop star underwent liposuction in Las Vegas and says, “She wouldn’t be allowed to have the procedure if she was pregnant.” Oh well, here’s to hoping for something equally disastrous…