BREAKING: Britney Wrote a Suicide Note

January 15th, 2008 // 23 Comments

Even more disturbing information is now being circulated by In Touch Weekly about Britney Spears’ now infamous visit to the hospital early this month. The magazine was reportedly tipped off by an inside source, who reveals that Britney’s companion, Sam lufti, found a suicide note written by the pop star on her bathroom counter, after she’d been wheeled away by the emergency response team sent to her home.

According to the source, “It was filled with reasons why she shouldn’t live, included lines from poems about death. She said in it she was sorry for never making her life what everyone else wanted. She mentioned how lonely and unfair life could be, how peaceful death seems and how your mind would finally be at ease.” Oh Britney.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. She’ll be dead before 2009.

  2. Dianne

    Now, that is sorta heartbreaking and sad, except I don’t believe it for a minute. Writing such a note requires a minimal level of introspection, which, I’m afraid, our Brit does not possess.

  3. sarahhh

    clearly false..
    like Britney would know poetry

  4. T-Bone

    If she is indeed bipolar, this makes complete sense. Their minds are rarely at ease.

    “Estimates of the completed suicide rate for individuals with bipolar disorder are approximately 15 percent. Between 25 and 50 percent attempt suicide at least once”.

    Goodwin FK and Jamison KR. Manic-Depressive Illness. New York: Oxford University Press, 1990, p. 230.

  5. shafonddda

    This is exactly why my friends and I want to kidnap her and just “hug it out. . . bitch” for a week or two.

  6. Stickler

    She knows lines from poetry??

    Sorry, that was unnecessarily mean, but it was my first thought. Poetry might not be the best thing for her right now…some of it can get pretty dark and I think the last thing she needs is dark thoughts from other sources floating around in her head. Isn’t there anyone in her life who can get through to her? Slap her and say “Look at me!! You’ve had enough!!!” And then take her to someplace where people don’t know what a paparrazzo is to help her sort herself out.

  7. Alexis

    The tone of this alleged note sounds suspiciously like the one Veronica and J.D. faked for Heather Chandler.

  8. Applespice

    I don’t know how believable this is, but (as I’ve stated before and I’m sure everyone is sick of hearing, lol) I really hope the judge imposes something stating she must undergo a mental evaluation and weekly sessions with a psych doc for a minimum of 6 months in order to regain/retain custody. I truly think she needs it and the people around her won’t get it for her, b/c then she wouldn’t get so much attention and neither would they.

    Sam’s known for selling out ‘friends’ to the press. I wouldn’t put it past him. I also wouldn’t put it past this mag to lie either.

    PITNB kind of echoed what I was thinking earlier about how when she has authorities around her she’s ‘scared’. Worth the read….. trent.blogspot.com.

  9. TexasCanuck

    Can’t happen soon enough !

  10. Loob

    What a steaming pile.
    And if she did write one, it’s just another pathetic grab at attention.
    But we’ll only know it was really hers if it’s filled with “y’all”s.
    “Goodbye Y’all, I caint stand being forced to put my clobes back on when ahm nekkid in public. Anywayz, isn’t that a ..um.. Human Rights Via- Vio- … Bummer? Y’all SUK.”

  11. FuntKase

    T-Bone you have been too kind for too long to this piece of shit.

    TexasCanuck you took the words…..

  12. FuntKase

    And you bloggers…. quit using the headline “BREAKING” on these Britney items. Nothing about this piece of shit is breaking news anymore.

    The next and only time I want to see “BREAKING” in regards to her is when you report that she is finally DEAD!

  13. BARBARA

    BRITNEY WAS IN THE BATHROOM HOLDING HER SON..HOW COULD SHE HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING…WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THINGS JUST TO BE NOTICED.SOUNDS LIKE HER COMPANION NEEDS AS MUCH HELP AS SHE DOES..THEY MAKE THE PERFECT PAIR!

  14. BARBARA

    BRITNEY WAS IN THE BATHROOM HOLDING HER SON..HOW COULD SHE HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING…WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THINGS JUST TO BE NOTICED.SOUNDS LIKE HER COMPANION NEEDS AS MUCH HELP AS SHE DOES..THEY MAKE THE PERFECT PAIR!

  15. BARBARA

    BRITNEY WAS IN THE BATHROOM HOLDING HER SON..HOW COULD SHE HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING…WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THINGS JUST TO BE NOTICED.SOUNDS LIKE HER COMPANION NEEDS AS MUCH HELP AS SHE DOES..THEY MAKE THE PERFECT PAIR!

  16. BARBARA

    BRITNEY WAS IN THE BATHROOM HOLDING HER SON..HOW COULD SHE HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING…WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THINGS JUST TO BE NOTICED.SOUNDS LIKE HER COMPANION NEEDS AS MUCH HELP AS SHE DOES..THEY MAKE THE PERFECT PAIR!

  17. Why_Do_I_Care?

    a. It’s a quote from IN TOUCH WEEKLY. No dice!!
    b. If it were true, there is no way they would let her out of the hospital/suicide watch after ONE DAY.
    c. That all being said, she’s a (not so) hot mess and in for (sadly) so much more trouble. It’s horrid.

  18. BARBARA

    BRITNEY WAS IN THE BATHROOM HOLDING HER SON..HOW COULD SHE HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING…WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THINGS JUST TO BE NOTICED.SOUNDS LIKE HER COMPANION NEEDS AS MUCH HELP AS SHE DOES..THEY MAKE THE PERFECT PAIR!

  19. Ugh

    I don’t believe it. Seems like they would have held her on suicide watch and not have let her leave. Consider the source.

  20. Ugh

    I don’t believe it. Seems like they would have held her on suicide watch and not have let her leave. Consider the source.

  21. poor brit…she’ll never be anything as long as she’s talked about like this and she’ll probably never be anything anyway because she has completely thrown her life away…..she’ll die soon and everyone will be happy…lol

  22. ANASTASIA

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  23. yeah

    i hope she gets killed by terrorist’s like saddam hussein or usama bin laden …lol i hate so much !!!
    EVERY ONE SHOULD DO THE SAME AS ME!!!
    she is lesbian she kissed Madonna in the mouth you mother fucking bitch dont touch my wife lol kidding :D
    every body with me???
    lets fuck her up and down !!!

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