Brit Gets To Keep Her Half Of The Kids, Has To Get Tested For Funyun Abuse

September 19th, 2007 // 12 Comments


This photo brings me back. Remember when they were too carny-looking people in love? A judge has ruled that the current 50/50 custody agreement between Brit and K-Fed will stand for now. But Brit has to get drug-tested twice a week. The judge feels that Brit has a substance abuse problem. I blame the Lays company.

The judge in the Britney Spears custody battle found that “there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney).” The judge has ordered Britney “to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol.” Testing will be conducted randomly twice a week.

The documents underscore the bitterness in the custody battle. Judge Scott Gordon ruled that “Each party is restrained from making derogatory remarks about the other party and the other party’s family or significant other…”

Redneck One and Two were also ordered to “engage in joint co-parenting counseling”. Howabout a beginner’s parenting class for starters? Well, K-Fed probably knows how to watch a kid, he has 13,000 via Shar Jackson’s portal of life. But Britney is using her children as wig models! And has taught them how to light her cigarettes for her! She’s gone about it all kinds of wrong.

By J. Harvey

  1. Kenji

    Having 2 kids @ home did not stop her from going out & partying every night so I do not see them from stopping her now – countdown till she fails a drug test


  2. anti

    well, you see she is getting whatis called karma. she took kfed away from a woman with one child and one on the way. not a good thing to do. they both are really just the same anyway.

  3. T-Bone

    So wait — now they’re back to 50/50 custody?????? So she DIDN’T have her kids taken away from her, and KFED has to take the same parenting classes she does??? NOW THAT makes sense! Finally — someone sees the f-ing light!

    Now let’s just hope she gets substance crap under control.

  4. Kenji

    Ok wow – she already went out partying last nite. That was a lot quicker than I thought it would be …

  5. what J Harvey

    What? No comments out here? Everyone too busy eating CROW?

  6. shar

    t-bone do you have any sort of life other than commenting on EVERY DAMN STORY ON HERE???

  7. T-Bone

    Funny Shar – If I were saying what you want me to say, you wouldn’t give a sh*t how often I comment here. Since I don’t agree with you, you ask if I have a life. Poor thing can’t deal with opposing opinions.

    Well, I hate to break it to you, but I have quite a full life, and I’m quite happy. But thanks for your concern. Now scoot along hypocrite, because you’re out here reading and commenting as well.

  8. shar

    actually i cant even read your posts they’re so boring, i just see your name on here constantly. turn off the computer, nerd alert!

  9. stolidog

    Drug addled whore.

    I wish it could have been something of the mental illness type, which she would have had no control over, but, alas, she’s just a stupid, spoiled, out of control drug addicted whore.

    and it’s not marijuana, it’s the hard stuff.

  10. Samantha Jones

    Fuck both T-Bone AND Shar for wasting all of our time by talking to themselves.

    Shitney is a slutbag MENTAL MIDGET incapable of caring for herself or her children properly.

  11. T-Bone

    Yeah Shar, you don’t read what I write, yet you continue to comment on everything I write. hilarious.

  12. jen

    Me thinks shar is Shar Jackson.

    Mad cause you’re not gonna get your cut?


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