This Bud’s For Britney

My laws, it’s like Audrey Hepburn came down from heaven. All she needs is a her hair piled up with a tiara and a cigarette in a holder. Moon River, wider than a mile! Here’s some shot of Britney Spears drinking something out of a Budweiser cup in Ventura. It doesn’t look like a beer. If I had to hazard a guess, I’d say moonshine. Britney showed up for court today. She’s trying to get court-monitored visits with her kids going again. The only problem is that the court’s information officer confirmed she never actually got her crazy ass into the courtroom and left after an hour. “Maury” was on!

She seemed to have smartened up a little because she actually showed up and stayed for the last one. Perhaps the British personality didn’t see any powdered London barrister wigs and fled thinking she was in the wrong place. Or maybe someone thought that her court outfit of a silky black cocktail dress, and gold platform shoes signified that she was appearing in court to answer to solicitation charges and directed her elsewhere.

Why does she even bother showing up? She’s a maniac and those kids aren’t even real to her. She thinks they’re nothing more than delusions brought on by bad beef jerky or toxic shock syndrome.

Photos: Flynet Online

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Photos: Flynet Online