Hillbillies unite for the holidays! By now, you’re all aware that hideous mess (you think I lie, check out these pics) Britney Spears’ younger sister Jamie Lynn is pregant. At 16. Fantastique! Everyone’s scrambling for more details on this. Is Britney annoyed that lil’ sis (who has a show on Nickelodeon) is stealing her spotlight through her possible statutory rape and pregnancy? Will mom Lynne Spears ever release her tome on how to parent. Stop laughing, it was really going to happen. Can you imagine what the marketing people said when they had her in for a sitdown. “Yeah, uh Lynne, we turned on the TV and saw your oldest daughter neglecting her two children to check into the Four Seasons barefoot for an orgy and now it looks like your younger daughter is knocked up while underage. Let’s just shelve this parenting guidebook for now, k?” Britney recently tried to roll her ass down to the Millenium Dance Studio in LA but was freaked out by the photogs milling about outside. Supposedly she was there to practice a “dance routine”. But she left, and went shopping for her sister and posed for paps while picking up trashy baby clothes. Clothes that I wouldn’t put the child of a jackal and a human woman in.She then hit her favorite restaurant – Carl Jrs. Ugh. Extra grease! A source says that Britney was “shocked” by the pregnancy reveal. Well, she is kind of in her own Red Bull and crystal meth world lately. Jamie Lynn is still said to be hiding out in Kentwood, Louisiana wondering if it was a good idea not to have that goof buy some rubbers.
20 more photos of Britney Spears doing some shopping and then heading to Carl’s JR are after the jump.
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