More On The Most Publicly Trashy Family In America

December 21st, 2007 // 22 Comments

Hillbillies unite for the holidays! By now, you’re all aware that hideous mess (you think I lie, check out these pics) Britney Spears’ younger sister Jamie Lynn is pregant. At 16. Fantastique! Everyone’s scrambling for more details on this. Is Britney annoyed that lil’ sis (who has a show on Nickelodeon) is stealing her spotlight through her possible statutory rape and pregnancy? Will mom Lynne Spears ever release her tome on how to parent. Stop laughing, it was really going to happen. Can you imagine what the marketing people said when they had her in for a sitdown. “Yeah, uh Lynne, we turned on the TV and saw your oldest daughter neglecting her two children to check into the Four Seasons barefoot for an orgy and now it looks like your younger daughter is knocked up while underage. Let’s just shelve this parenting guidebook for now, k?” Britney recently tried to roll her ass down to the Millenium Dance Studio in LA but was freaked out by the photogs milling about outside. Supposedly she was there to practice a “dance routine”. But she left, and went shopping for her sister and posed for paps while picking up trashy baby clothes. Clothes that I wouldn’t put the child of a jackal and a human woman in.She then hit her favorite restaurant – Carl Jrs. Ugh. Extra grease! A source says that Britney was “shocked” by the pregnancy reveal. Well, she is kind of in her own Red Bull and crystal meth world lately. Jamie Lynn is still said to be hiding out in Kentwood, Louisiana wondering if it was a good idea not to have that goof buy some rubbers.

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  1. rootabega

    HOLY SHIT i just dry heaved when i saw that hideous visage. i am not kidding, i felt nauseated.

  2. peachpie

    i’m embarrassed for her.

  3. T-Bone

    Jamie Lynn was honest about her pregnancy, is having the baby and taking full responsibility for her actions. Isn’t that like 90% more than what most teens do? Can’t we give her some credit for that? She easily could have aborted, lied about, and/or dumped the child on someone else.

  4. rootabega

    jesus t bone dont you ever give up???

  5. PerezHater

    I guess some people think abortion would be a better choice. I don’t. My child won’t get pregnant at 16 but if she did she’d be doing what Madonna did and keepin her baby!

  6. Manny

    It’s spreading around that someone with connections to Britney lawyer’s office just leaked a pdf and it’s rumored to be an official invitation from singer Al Walser, the Goodwill Ambassador from Liechtenstein, to Britney and Jamie Lynne via Brit’s attorney.
    This source tells me that she suspects Britney may be going to visit their consulate this coming week. I know that some time ago the Jackson family was looking for a home in Liechtenstein, one of the richest countries in the world. Is Britney or Jamie Lynne trying to pull a Michael and disappear to this barely known country?? It would be the right time to get away wouldn’t it? I don’t know if they can hide anywhere here in the States with the press all around.

    I found a video of him on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoLHtOL_WGA
    He’s at the Interscope/Geffen Party with the The Liechtenstein Girls doing interviews.

  7. Jae

    I wonder how many people even give a thought to the fact that someone is trying to ruin her life, granted she is not doing very well at life herself, but someone is on the fast track to making her life as miserable as possible and I for one would like to know who that is. It sounded as if we are all suppose to agree that she is a no-body, my dear friends, this is not how we are to treat people, as far as the Pops are concerned, they are the low-life feeding off of those who may or may not be having a hard time getting things together in their lives, if you want to get down on someone and make them feel like life is not worth living, lets go after the blood suckers who make their living causing all sorts of hate and discontenment for others. Does that sound senseable to anyone. I am not letting Britney off the hook, she needs to grow up and get back on the right track as she has a wonderful career ahead of her. As far as her little sister is concerned, Attention!! Attention!! Attention!! Just a child, needs a family who cares, and should not have let her be in the lime light at this tender age, someone needs to step up and help both the girls, and it definitley need to be a family member, hint, hint!! Does the word Mom ring a bell?

  8. Jae

    I wonder how many people even give a thought to the fact that someone is trying to ruin her life, granted she is not doing very well at life herself, but someone is on the fast track to making her life as miserable as possible and I for one would like to know who that is. It sounded as if we are all suppose to agree that she is a no-body, my dear friends, this is not how we are to treat people, as far as the Pops are concerned, they are the low-life feeding off of those who may or may not be having a hard time getting things together in their lives, if you want to get down on someone and make them feel like life is not worth living, lets go after the blood suckers who make their living causing all sorts of hate and discontenment for others. Does that sound senseable to anyone. I am not letting Britney off the hook, she needs to grow up and get back on the right track as she has a wonderful career ahead of her. As far as her little sister is concerned, Attention!! Attention!! Attention!! Just a child, needs a family who cares, and should not have let her be in the lime light at this tender age, someone needs to step up and help both the girls, and it definitley need to be a family member, hint, hint!! Does the word Mom ring a bell?

  9. Cat

    Gee wonder who will be a better parent Jamie or Britney? Hmm…..time will tell?

  10. jinkiesvelma

    um, NO, that isn’t 90% more than what most teens do.

    MOST teens use birth control and don’t get pregnant. And, of those who do, MOST of them take responsibility, either through termination, adoption or keeping it. it is a VERY small percentage who dump their baby.

    I guess since Brit hasn’t killed either of her kids yet, we should “give her credit” for it? Sheesh…talk about low expectations.

  11. Jenn

    Where I grew up like 10 of my 15 closer friends had abortions as teenagers. Not proud of it. Just
    thinking that teens don’t always do what you’re
    saying. A lot of us just slipped up! I know
    I felt guilty about it but I wasn’t ready for that. If she is I say more power to her.

  12. Blair from Facts of Life

    “I’m very passionate about wanting to speak out on behalf of this young girl,” Whelchel, now 44, tells ABC News. “She is a role model, but it’s not her responsibility to be a role model. That’s so much pressure on a 16-year-old.

    I’m so proud of her for stepping up and being courageous and taking responsibility for her choices, and I believe she’s being a good role model – a good role model in that situation, to choose to have the baby, and I am supportive of her in that situation,” said Whelchel”.

  13. Please Spay and Neuter

    Yeah, I love the idea that giving birth to a child at 16 is “taking responsibility.” And I’m sure that kid’s going to grow up in a stable, mature, nurturing household. GOOD. GOD.

  14. T-Bone

    Hey, having child and taking care of it is a hell of a lot more responsible than abortion! Getting pregnant and then aborting is the pinnacle of irresponsibility. In a perfect world, all sexually active teens would be on birth control. But they’re not. Some make mistakes. And when they do, I think it’s pretty responsible to step up and care for what you’ve created. If she can’t do that, then adoption would be another responsible option.

  15. rootabega

    ok fair enough, but how do you know she is going to take care of her child?? you mean like how britney takes care of her kids?

  16. Please.

    Good lord. Can’t we take the pro-choice/life discussion off of a celebrity gossip blog?

    T-bone, I hope you are doing all you can to help those “unwanted” children born to teenage/addicted/HIV-positive/poor/unwed mothers out there. How many of these children have you adopted? Or do you merely condemn people who have abortions?

  17. T-Bone

    “T-bone, I hope you are doing all you can to help those “unwanted” children born to teenage/addicted/HIV-positive/poor/unwed mothers out there. How many of these children have you adopted?”

    And this isn’t a pro-choice message somehow? I simply said that I feel this teen should be given kudos for owning up to her responsibilities, whether she chooses adoption or motherhood.

  18. rootabega

    umm, first off, responsibility isnt saying “wow, ya’ll i was surprised i got pregnant.” you’re having sex, im sure unprotected because you’re hillbilly white trash. is it really that shocking?

  19. Kelly

    she’s not wearing a seatbelt. hope she doesn’t get into an accident and become disfigured for the rest of her life…

  20. PinkWeenie

    “She is a role model, but it’s not her responsibility to be a role model.”

    It certainly is her responsibility to be a role model. If she is making millions of dollars from being watched by millions of young kids on a kids’ network… she absolutely is and should be a role model.

  21. g

    It’s pretty easy to “own up to your responsibility” when there’s not much downside to having a baby at 16.

    Jamie Lynn isn’t facing a situation where she’d have to drop out of school, pass up a chance to go to college, or go on welfare. Her family doesn’t have to risk bankruptcy to pay for the cost of having a baby.

    She can afford nannies. She can go out and have fun while someone else cares for the baby. She’s got money in the bank. It’s going to impact her career, but you can bet she’s still going to be able to make money – or live off her sister’s cash.

    What I’m wondering about is why a sixteen year old is having unprotected sex. She’s lucky she just got pregnant instead of getting VD, chamydia, or HIV.

  22. TAMMY

    PPL TODAY THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE FAMOUS YOU ARE HELD TO A HIGHER STANDERED. THAT IS NOT TRUE. THE ARE PPL TO THAT ARE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. BRITTNEY HAS PROBLEMS, CAN ANYONE SAY THEY HAVE NEVER HAD AONE. OR A MOMENT WHERE YOU FELT LIKE YOU WAS GOING CRAZY. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS HERE LIFE IS PUBLIC. WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE. WE ONLY KNOW WHAT WE READ. YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW THE TORMENT A PERSON GOES THROUGH. WHAT HAS HAPPEN TO THEM OR WHAT HAS BEEN TO THEM. YOU JUDGE WITH OUT KNOWING THE HOLE TRUTH.HEATHER LEDGER FOR EXAMPLE. WE DID NOT KINOW WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH HIM, AND ME MORN HIS DEATH. ASKING WHY? BUT WE BASH BRIT BECAUSE OF WHAT WE ARE TOLD, AND IT IS NOT FAIR. WHY BECAUSE SHE HAS MONEY, OR FAME. HOW DO WE JUDGE SOMEONE SO HARSH FOR BEING SICK. FOR SOMETHING THAT IS HORRIBLE TO LIVE WITH. BEING MENTALLY ILL IN NOT A JOKE OR SOMETHING TO PLAY AROUND WITH. IT IS SERIOUS. AND IT KILLS. THIS IS WHEN WE NEED TO SUPPORT HER AND HER FAMILY NOT JUDGE! AND AS FAR AS JAMIE LYNN… WELL… SHE IS HAVING A BABY, JUST LIKE ALOT OF OTHER TEEN KIDS. NOT MUCH DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD. FAMOUS PPL ARE JUST THAT, PEOLPLE. THERE IS WHERE PPL GET CONFUSED, THEY ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM YOU OR ME.

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