Bristol Palin Knows What Makes A Family [QUOTED]

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While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads.  In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him [President Obama] to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.  Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.  Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

We’re all entitled to our own opinions, but keep that one to yourself, Bristol Palin.  Keep on truckin’ up there in Alaska as a single mom, because any day now Levi Johnston will be back to “shape” your son’s worldview.

Wouldn’t you know that Johnston plum forgot to pay his child support?  He’s just a dad being a dad!  “We forbore pursuing child support collection in the (perhaps naive) hope that Mr. Johnston would do what men are supposed to do and pay his support obligation voluntarily,” Palin’s attorned told TMZ last month.  Better a deadbeat dad than a gay one.  Am I right, Bristol?

I need a time-out.  That bitch has me would up eight ways to Sunday.