Brett Michaels Looking for His Rock of Love

June 20th, 2007 // 4 Comments

VH1 finally heard the outcry of protests that the female demographic competing on “Flavor of Love” was being portrayed as a caricature of the worst possible stereotype imaginable for women of color. And they responded by allowing trashy, white rocker chicks (except for the token here and there, of course) to make asses of themselves in the name of star-f*cking love. And when that happens, everyone wins! Brett Michaels, most famously known as the lead singer for the 80′s hair band, Poison, is now teaming up with VH1 to do a “Flavor of Love”-style show of his own says TMZ.

Sources close to the show say, “He is looking for a woman who can truly keep up with his rock-n-roll lifestyle and not become jealous of his one true passion — performing — which has been the reason for and destruction of most of his relationships.”

I love that all of my information gleaned about Brett Michaels basically comes from his VH1 “Behind the Music” special. And, armed with my knowledge about his diabetes, I hope that the competing ladies injecting him with his insulin into his rear end will be included in the foreplay that comes before the obligatory drunk hot-tub sessions.

“Rock of Love with Bret Michaels” premieres Sunday, July 15 at 9:00 PM.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. Zekers

    These old hair band guys need to stop trying to look like they’re in their twenties. He just looks gross; yet, obviously he’s thinking…’easy ladies, one at a time!’

  2. yaya

    I think he still hot for his age. Alot of these guys from the 80′s look too old and fat.

  3. liar liar

    They can still perform, but they need to face the facts — they’re old and their best success has already come. There will be no great comeback.

    You can’t have it all guys. If you want to be moving around from city to city, playing gigs, partying (and sleeping) with hot chicks, why do you need a special woman in your life? That’s totally selfish. What “special” woman wants a lifestyle like that? Who wouldn’t get jealous and fed up?

    Brett, there’s someting you’re not telling us. Bon Jovi has kept his thing together with a wife and four kids. Why can’t you? You bad boy.

  4. Lisa

    Unskinny Bop, Bop, Bop, Bop.

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