Brett Michaels Looking for His Rock of Love

VH1 finally heard the outcry of protests that the female demographic competing on “Flavor of Love” was being portrayed as a caricature of the worst possible stereotype imaginable for women of color. And they responded by allowing trashy, white rocker chicks (except for the token here and there, of course) to make asses of themselves in the name of star-f*cking love. And when that happens, everyone wins! Brett Michaels, most famously known as the lead singer for the 80’s hair band, Poison, is now teaming up with VH1 to do a “Flavor of Love”-style show of his own says TMZ.

Sources close to the show say, “He is looking for a woman who can truly keep up with his rock-n-roll lifestyle and not become jealous of his one true passion — performing — which has been the reason for and destruction of most of his relationships.”

I love that all of my information gleaned about Brett Michaels basically comes from his VH1 “Behind the Music” special. And, armed with my knowledge about his diabetes, I hope that the competing ladies injecting him with his insulin into his rear end will be included in the foreplay that comes before the obligatory drunk hot-tub sessions.

“Rock of Love with Bret Michaels” premieres Sunday, July 15 at 9:00 PM.

Tags: Reality TV