Brendan Fraser Still Can’t Shake That Damn Mummy

July 23rd, 2008 // 7 Comments

Talk about a curse. This corpse wrapped up in toilet paper has been
following Encino Man‘s ass around for two movies now. I think this is
the third.

Unlike Brendan Fraser here, Rachel Weisz finally had enough and now Mario Bello
has
taken her place–I don’t know if they’re doing a soap opera-style
switch
out, or if she’s just his new love interest–but I do know I’m most
definitely not going to Google the plot of this movie to find out. Oh
wait, I think it’s a new mummy. Still, he should have learned his
lesson about mummies by now.

This is apropos of nothing in particular, but my old roommate used to
work the Revenge of the Mummy ride at Universal Studios and his uniform
for work made him look like a Shriner with elf shoes.

All I’m saying is that if a mummy attack really does take place, I’m
high-tailing it for some Shriners. We can make a getaway in that little
car of theirs. I think they know something we don’t.


Talk about a curse. This corpse wrapped up in toilet paper has been
following Encino Man‘s ass around for two movies now. I think this is
the third. Unlike Brendan Fraser here, Rachel Weisz finally had enough and now Mario Bello has
taken her place–I don’t know if they’re doing a soap opera-style switch
out, or if she’s just his new love interest–but I do know I’m most
definitely not going to Google the plot of this movie to find out. Oh wait, I think it’s a new mummy. Still, he should have learned his lesson about mummies by now.

This is apropos of nothing in particular, but my old roommate used to
work the Revenge of the Mummy ride at Universal Studios and his uniform
for work made him look like a Shriner with elf shoes.

All I’m saying is that if a mummy attack really does take place, I’m
high-tailing it for some Shriners. We can make a getaway in that little
car of theirs. I think they know something we don’t.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Dave

    Mario appeared on a celebrity dating site called ‘millmatch…..com’ where lots of reputable men seek love and romance. He’s a certified millionaire there and hook up with several beauties. The main pic looks very hot.

  2. duoniw

    hello,how is everything going with you !i miss you so much

  3. jenny

    Millmatch.com? Enough enough! Stop now!

  4. fifth_miracle

    Dear Dave

    Your excommunicated from the island…get ta’steppin’ punk>>and take your cronies with you.
    Run Dave and never return

  5. SprinklerBandit

    Brilliant! This made me laugh a lot.

    Shriners… haha!

  6. bitterpill

    Maria is playing the same character that Rachel did in the first two films….complete with accent.

    Odd.

  7. angelchrome

    Michelle Yeoh looks gorgeous as always at least.

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