Brendan Fraser Still Can’t Shake That Damn Mummy

Talk about a curse. This corpse wrapped up in toilet paper has been
following Encino Man’s ass around for two movies now. I think this is
the third.

Unlike Brendan Fraser here, Rachel Weisz finally had enough and now Mario Bello
has
taken her place–I don’t know if they’re doing a soap opera-style
switch
out, or if she’s just his new love interest–but I do know I’m most
definitely not going to Google the plot of this movie to find out. Oh
wait, I think it’s a new mummy. Still, he should have learned his
lesson about mummies by now.

This is apropos of nothing in particular, but my old roommate used to
work the Revenge of the Mummy ride at Universal Studios and his uniform
for work made him look like a Shriner with elf shoes.

All I’m saying is that if a mummy attack really does take place, I’m
high-tailing it for some Shriners. We can make a getaway in that little
car of theirs. I think they know something we don’t.


Talk about a curse. This corpse wrapped up in toilet paper has been
following Encino Man’s ass around for two movies now. I think this is
the third. Unlike Brendan Fraser here, Rachel Weisz finally had enough and now Mario Bello has
taken her place–I don’t know if they’re doing a soap opera-style switch
out, or if she’s just his new love interest–but I do know I’m most
definitely not going to Google the plot of this movie to find out. Oh wait, I think it’s a new mummy. Still, he should have learned his lesson about mummies by now.

This is apropos of nothing in particular, but my old roommate used to
work the Revenge of the Mummy ride at Universal Studios and his uniform
for work made him look like a Shriner with elf shoes.

All I’m saying is that if a mummy attack really does take place, I’m
high-tailing it for some Shriners. We can make a getaway in that little
car of theirs. I think they know something we don’t.