BREAKING: TomKat Is Over?

February 14th, 2006 // 16 Comments

That’s what Life & Style Magazine are reporting. Now my Valentine’s Day is completely ruined. Here I was just saying just hours ago, how Hollywood should learn from the example of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in making love work.

Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding — and, ultimately, to split.

Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom’s saying: “Their relationship is basically over.” Another friend adds: “They both agreed that the marriage wouldn’t work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.”

The insiders say that Tom, 43, and Katie, 27, plan to keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby’s birth this spring. In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home — though sleeping in separate bedrooms — through the summer. Then, presumably, they’ll announce a separation — but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

“They’ll share custody,” says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie’s and the baby’s financial well-being for life. “Tom will set up Katie and the baby,” adds the pal.

Ah, I get it now. Tom Cruise received the biological alien baby child that he’s wanted all along. Now Katie can drop those plans of becoming a housewife, and return to the fulfilling world of acting!

(Image and tip via Best Week Ever)

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Lisa

    I don’t know if I beleive this. I was thinking they would keep up the charade for a couple years at least.

  2. doofus

    uh oh…Life & Style can probably expect to be served within the next 48 hours.

  3. BlazerMary

    Run, Katie, Run.

    First stop, Walgreens for a brush and some Clearasil.

  4. Blindqueen

    please please please let it be so! she’s looking mighty bummed out recently.

  5. Small Fry

    I definitely don’t believe this one, not for a minute…….at least not the part about him only wanting to visit his child. You better believe that if they were splitting and it was his biological child (which we all know it’s not) that he would want FULL custody, not just visitation.

  6. moi.

    i dont think this is true.. she mightve looked sad cause of her pregnancy.. not feeling well or whatever. but they wouldnt break up certianly not on v day or anywhere near. how superficial is katie going ‘hes the man of my dreams’ and them planning a wedding etc. haha this magazine is gonna get sooo sued.

  7. fancypants

    If this is true, then Tom may take Katie to court for breach of contract. This is a very strange relationship indeed!

  8. Myndela

    You have no idea how much I wish this is true.

  9. I think, technically, it’s not so much a ‘break-up’ as a ‘hostage escape’.

  10. Susan

    This whole thing is a sham from beginning to end. Tom Cruise is the laughingstock of hollywood. Who know’s what his PR is thinking up to dig out of the whole they created. Lies after Lies after Lies. Its about time this sham is revealed.

  11. ShoeSlut

    Myndela, I’m SO with you, baby!!!
    : )

  12. Lady Luck

    If this is true (and I hope it is not), just goes to show people how quickly the sizzle turns to a fizzle in relationships. Other stars should take note of this. Get to know people first before shouting about true love and soul mates.

  13. Ana

    About time. They were really nauseating. Run, Katie, run.

  14. Colette

    Uuummm… doesn’t this sound a little like Michael Jackson and his ex???

  15. Eoin and Jen

    Clearly Tom is a bumgayer and can get back to his amateur wrestling fun.

  16. XENU_2-45

    Mission Impossible IV: Tom has to try and convince us that he’s not insane. A definative impossibility!

    Tom Cruise and Scientologists across the world are truely a religious iconic laughing stock.

    Clear this!

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