Breaking News: Snooki Arrested For Drinking On The Beach

I hope Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi can hear my wicked laughter write now as I report this to you. Yes, the Jersey Shore gal was arrested just a while ago in Seaside Heights for drinking on the beach.

Snooki was partying on the beach with a beer bong (but was it Coca-Cola?) and was seen out and about at a local bar taking body shots, a skill she’ll surely need in jail. As more details roll in, we’ll keep you posted!